{"id":22967,"date":"2017-01-20T17:43:32","date_gmt":"2017-01-20T16:43:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=22967"},"modified":"2017-01-20T17:45:27","modified_gmt":"2017-01-20T16:45:27","slug":"bjorn-och-attack-fran-ickeliv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=22967","title":{"rendered":"Bj\u00f6rn och attack fr\u00e5n ickeliv"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-22968\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/20170120_152521-e1484928931180-576x1024.png?resize=576%2C1024\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/20170120_152521-e1484928931180.png?resize=576%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 576w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/20170120_152521-e1484928931180.png?resize=169%2C300&amp;ssl=1 169w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/20170120_152521-e1484928931180.png?w=720&amp;ssl=1 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>S\u00e5 blev det fredag. Snart helg. En helg som beh\u00f6vs. Japp s\u00e5 k\u00e4nns det. Soffan liksom skriker efter mig och min tr\u00f6tta lekamen och jag efter den. Snart m\u00f6ts vi. H\u00e4rligt!<\/p>\n<p>Hemma idag. Den enda uteg\u00e5ng jag t\u00e4nker f\u00f6reta mig idag \u00e4r att h\u00e4mta posten och att b\u00e4ra in en pall pellets. De andra tv\u00e5 pallarna f\u00e5r st\u00e5 till sig till imorgon. Mogna. Men med sex grader varmt d\u00e4r ute \u00e4r det ingen panik med det d\u00e4r heller. Fantastiskt. V\u00e5rk\u00e4nslor i Januari. N\u00e4stan. Fast vi har februari och mars kvar. M\u00e5nader som vanligtvis bjuder p\u00e5 massor med sn\u00f6. Ja vanligtvis kallv\u00e4der ocks\u00e5, i alla fall under februari. S\u00e5 vinter finns det kvar. Det g\u00e4ller som vanligt att st\u00e5 ut fram till Vasaloppss\u00f6ndagen.<\/p>\n<p>F\u00f6rkyld. Men bara lite. S\u00e5 jag hoppas fortfarande p\u00e5 mina tappra krigare d\u00e4r i immunf\u00f6rsvaret. Att de kan h\u00e5lla de invaderande trupperna st\u00e5ngen. Om n\u00e5gra dagar f\u00e5r man se om den f\u00f6rhoppningen hade n\u00e5got v\u00e4rde eller inte. Virus \u00e4r f\u00f6r \u00f6vrigt en v\u00e4ldigt sp\u00e4nnande form av &#8220;ickeliv&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Jag l\u00e4ser platsjournal. Programmerare. Inser att \u00e4ven om jag varit trettio s\u00e5 hade det inte funnits n\u00e5gra jobb f\u00f6r en s\u00e5dan som mig. Ja definitivt inte h\u00e4r lokalt s\u00e5klart men inte annorst\u00e4des heller. Det \u00e4r .net, JavaScript och Java som efterfr\u00e5gas. L\u00f6pande band programmering. Det s\u00f6kes inte s\u00e5 m\u00e5nga systemprogrammerare i plastjournalen, icke heller inb\u00e4ddade typer som mig. Fast m\u00e5h\u00e4nda att det beror p\u00e5 platsjournalen. Skitsamma s\u00e5klart. Jag forts\u00e4tter att l\u00e5tsasjobba och \u00e4r faktiskt ganska n\u00f6jd med det konstigt nog.<\/p>\n<p>Jag m\u00e5ste f\u00e5 till en kamera\u00a0 till v\u00e5ren och bj\u00f6rnens f\u00e5gelautomatrunda. Den kan iof ha blivit skjuten under jakten. Men det vore s\u00e5klart synd. En r\u00e4tt placerad kamera borde kunna ge riktigt bra bilder p\u00e5 den n\u00e4r den river ner fr\u00f6automaten f\u00f6r tredje \u00e5ret i rad. Lutar \u00e5t en Pi med kameramodul. Kanske.<\/p>\n<p>Jag \u00f6nskar s\u00e5klart att jag var tio stycken, ja varf\u00f6r inte hundra. Det \u00e4r s\u00e5 mycket jag vill \u00e5stadkomma som en ensam gubbe inte m\u00e4ktar med. Men det \u00e4r v\u00e4l s\u00e5 det \u00e4r att vara en David mot Goliatarna. Man f\u00e5r helt enkelt l\u00e5tsas-jobba-p\u00e5. Det finns inget annat man kan g\u00f6ra, jo, ge upp s\u00e5klart, men \u00e4nnu k\u00e4nns inte det som ett alternativ. Fast det borde kanske vara. Jag \u00e4r egentligen f\u00f6r gammal f\u00f6r det h\u00e4r nu. Borde \u00e4gna dagarna \u00e5t att l\u00e4sa tidningen ist\u00e4llet f\u00f6r s\u00e5dana h\u00e4r visioner. Men man m\u00e5ste g\u00f6ra det man m\u00e5ste. Jag har alltid f\u00f6ljt mitt hj\u00e4rta. I allt. G\u00e5tt \u00e5t motsatt h\u00e5ll s\u00e5 m\u00e5nga g\u00e5nger. Aldrig \u00e5ngrat det. Inte en enda g\u00e5ng.<\/p>\n<p>Windowsburken vill uppdateras. Har det som fredagsuppgift efter fem. Tror v\u00e4l inte att en j\u00e4vel sitter kvar ens p\u00e5 ett l\u00e5tsasjobb en fredag efter fem. Men h\u00e4r s\u00e5klart. Varesig det handlar om riktigt arbete eller l\u00e5tsasarbete. Dagarna \u00e4r f\u00f6r korta f\u00f6r att hinna bli l\u00e5nga \u00e4nd\u00e5.<\/p>\n<p>Fast jag skall \u00e5terv\u00e4nda till slutf\u00f6ra n\u00e5gra sista kodrader innan helg. Men sten p\u00e5 sten byggdes ocks\u00e5 pyramiderna.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S\u00e5 blev det fredag. Snart helg. En helg som beh\u00f6vs. Japp s\u00e5 k\u00e4nns det. Soffan liksom skriker efter mig och min tr\u00f6tta lekamen och jag efter den. Snart m\u00f6ts vi. H\u00e4rligt! Hemma idag. Den enda uteg\u00e5ng jag t\u00e4nker f\u00f6reta mig idag \u00e4r att h\u00e4mta posten och att b\u00e4ra in en pall pellets. De andra tv\u00e5 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22967","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betraktelser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":12376,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=12376","url_meta":{"origin":22967,"position":0},"title":"En hel or\u00f6rd helg fram\u00f6ver","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2014-03-07","format":false,"excerpt":"Dagens plus \u00e4r sn\u00f6dropparna som tittat fram d\u00e4r de st\u00e5r mot v\u00e4ggen och tjuvar pelletsv\u00e4rme vid det stora gula huset p\u00e5 kullen. 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