{"id":22953,"date":"2017-01-18T22:47:19","date_gmt":"2017-01-18T21:47:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=22953"},"modified":"2017-01-18T22:47:19","modified_gmt":"2017-01-18T21:47:19","slug":"idioterna-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=22953","title":{"rendered":"Idioterna"},"content":{"rendered":"

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K\u00e4mpar mot Stockholmsk f\u00f6rkylning. K\u00e4nner att n\u00e5got \u00e4r p\u00e5 g\u00e5ng. Kanske. Troligen till och med. Skit ocks\u00e5 liksom. Men OK d\u00e5, kom alonge virusar, h\u00e4r ser ni en som \u00e4r beredd att sl\u00e5ss. Fast sv\u00e5rf\u00e5ngade \u00e4r de ju. Och snabba. Vi f\u00e5r se hur det g\u00e5r. Ja jag \u00e4r ingen vinnare heller. Ligger v\u00e4l d\u00e4r i soffan och Stockholmssn\u00f6rvlar snart. Men inte idag, inte imorgon. En annan dag. \u00c5tminstone det uppskovet kr\u00e4ver jag. K\u00e4mpar jag f\u00f6r.<\/p>\n

Fast tv\u00e5 l\u00e4kare fr\u00e5n Karolinska p\u00e5 begravningen hade inte klarat sig heller. Sn\u00f6rvlade redan i m\u00e5ndags. De om n\u00e5gra borde v\u00e4l ha en vapenarsenal. Jag, som bara har viljan, kanske inte skall vara s\u00e5 styv i korken. Fast det skiter jag s\u00e5klart i. \u00c4r det \u00e4nd\u00e5. F\u00f6r sakens skull. Styva korkars f\u00f6rening. Medlemsavgiften betald sedan l\u00e4nge.<\/p>\n

Pundet steg en bit n\u00e4r Theresa May pratade ig\u00e5r. Men ligger fortfarande under elva sp\u00e4nn. Om n\u00e5gra m\u00e5nader \u00e4r det nere i tio. D\u00e5 kan man resa dit. Fast k\u00e4llor s\u00e4ger att utl\u00e4nningar inte \u00e4r \u00f6nskv\u00e4rda d\u00e4r l\u00e4ngre. Fr\u00e4mlingsfientligheten har f\u00e5tt fritt spelrum. Kunde lika g\u00e4rna spotta p\u00e5 varenda en av sina landsm\u00e4n som dog i f\u00f6rsta och andra v\u00e4rldskriget om man har de d\u00e4r \u00e5sikterna. De trodde p\u00e5 n\u00e5got st\u00f6rre. Var tvungna att l\u00e4mna ifr\u00e5n sig stora delar av sina livsrum f\u00f6r att vi som f\u00f6ddes efter dem skulle leva i en fri v\u00e4rld utan de d\u00e4r fr\u00e4mlingsfientliga. Ja s\u00e5 \u00e4r de d\u00e4r igen. Dyker upp d\u00e4r man minst anar det. Idioterna. De livr\u00e4dda.<\/p>\n

Fast svart och vitt finns inte s\u00e5klart. Lyssnar man p\u00e5 en idiot tillr\u00e4ckligt l\u00e4nge s\u00e5 blir ocks\u00e5 hen gr\u00e5. F\u00f6r allt och alla finns i gr\u00e5skalorna. Eller om man s\u00e5 vill i regnb\u00e5gen. Det d\u00e4r svart\/vita \u00e4r filmdramaturgi \u00f6vertaget av pressen f\u00f6r att s\u00e4lja l\u00f6snummer. L\u00e4ste n\u00e5gonstans att alt det d\u00e4r h\u00e4rstammar fr\u00e5n gamla testamentet. Ont och gott. Tydliga motpoler f\u00f6r folket. NEJ, jag har aldrig varit s\u00e5 f\u00f6rtjust i det d\u00e4r religi\u00f6sa.<\/p>\n

Fram f\u00f6r mer gr\u00e5tt.<\/p>\n

Eller regnb\u00e5gsf\u00e4rger.<\/p>\n

Det suddar ut de v\u00e4rsta avarterna.<\/p>\n

Men “Hey Jimmi”, jag tror tamefan att jag skall g\u00e5 och l\u00e4gga mig. Tidigt s\u00e5klart. F\u00f6r tidigt. Men skall upp och iv\u00e4g vid sex. Helst pigg. S\u00e5 what the heck! Liksom. Jag har stoppat in en JavaScript motor i servern ikv\u00e4ll. Ja det tog n\u00e5gra kv\u00e4llar. Ramlar det nu in ett event, te.x en temperatur eller ett annat m\u00e4tv\u00e4rde eller n\u00e5got annat s\u00e5 kan det s\u00e5ledes automatiskt k\u00f6ras ett Javascript, ja varf\u00f6r inte flera. The more the merrier…\u00a0 Ja alla vet ju vad som sen kan h\u00e4nda. Ja just det!!! R\u00c4TT SVAR!!! Tamefan vad som helst. Ja j\u00e4vlar! Liksom.<\/p>\n

Fast v\u00e4rlden \u00e4r mer intresserad av att t\u00e4nda lysdioder med mobiltelefoner. Fortfarande. Men jag skiter i v\u00e4rlden. Lite i alla fall. Man f\u00e5r g\u00f6ra som man tycker. Man m\u00e5ste inte f\u00f6lja str\u00f6mmen. Japp, det \u00e4r s\u00e4kert. Men inte f\u00f6r att man har n\u00e5got f\u00f6r det d\u00e4r vr\u00e5nga, snarare tv\u00e4rt om s\u00e5klart, men vid udda tillf\u00e4llen kan ocks\u00e5 det gl\u00e4dja en och annan av min typ. S\u00e5dets\u00e5. Liksom.<\/p>\n

Godnatt!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

K\u00e4mpar mot Stockholmsk f\u00f6rkylning. K\u00e4nner att n\u00e5got \u00e4r p\u00e5 g\u00e5ng. Kanske. Troligen till och med. Skit ocks\u00e5 liksom. Men OK d\u00e5, kom alonge virusar, h\u00e4r ser ni en som \u00e4r beredd att sl\u00e5ss. Fast sv\u00e5rf\u00e5ngade \u00e4r de ju. Och snabba. Vi f\u00e5r se hur det g\u00e5r. Ja jag \u00e4r ingen vinnare heller. 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