{"id":22215,"date":"2016-11-21T23:28:52","date_gmt":"2016-11-21T22:28:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=22215"},"modified":"2016-11-21T23:28:52","modified_gmt":"2016-11-21T22:28:52","slug":"programmerare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=22215","title":{"rendered":"Programmerare"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Vill man umg\u00e5s med \u00f6dmjuka m\u00e4nniskor s\u00e5 skall man kanske v\u00e4lja bort programmerare. \u00c5tminstone har inte jag tr\u00e4ffat en yrkeskategori som i s\u00e5 h\u00f6g grad tycker att det andra g\u00f6r \u00e4r skit och det man sj\u00e4lv g\u00f6r \u00e4r genialt. Inte ens musiker kommer upp i den niv\u00e5 i det avseendet som programmerare besitter. Inte ens n\u00e4ra och d\u00e5 tror m\u00e5nga i den gruppen att de \u00e4r petade p\u00e5 av han\/hon\/det\/gud och \u00e4r det n\u00e4rmaste man kan komma Jesus efter Jesus sj\u00e4lv.<\/p>\n

Men programmerare har hybris \u00f6ver lag. En ganska otrevlig egenskap. Ja det r\u00e4cker v\u00e4l egentligen inte med “ganska” heller. Det \u00c4R en otrevlig egenskap hos de h\u00e4r m\u00e4nniskorna. JA och ja och ja ja, jag r\u00e4knar mig till dem. “Programmerarna”. \u00c4ven om jag kanske \u00e4r n\u00e5got \u00f6dmjukare med \u00e5lderns r\u00e4tt. Ja ok lite. Kasta skit bara…<\/p>\n

Jag har ofta undrat var all denna hybris kommer ifr\u00e5n. F\u00f6r studerar man vad dessa masterminds \u00e5stadkommer s\u00e5 \u00e4r det mesta r\u00e4tt mediokert. NEJ, inte d\u00e5ligt, fast det h\u00e4nder s\u00e5klart det ocks\u00e5, men allt \u00e4r ungef\u00e4r p\u00e5 samma niv\u00e5 som alla andra producerar. \u00c4nd\u00e5 kommer den f\u00f6rsta tanken hos varje programmerare som skall jobba med n\u00e5gon annans kod vara att skriva om den. Det \u00e4r alltid bara l\u00e4ttjan som hindrar den d\u00e4r omskrivningen till slut. Det \u00e4r f\u00f6r jobbigt att skriva om allt. Man f\u00e5r g\u00f6ra det man kom dit f\u00f6r och sen spy \u00f6ver vilken j\u00e4vla skitkod man var in och rotade i. Japp, varje g\u00e5ng. Tr\u00f6ttsamt f\u00f6r omgivningen att h\u00f6ra.<\/p>\n

Om man nu inte \u00e4r in i kod hos n\u00e5gon man d\u00e5 faktiskt ser upp till. D\u00e5 blir de flesta programmerare patetiska r\u00f6vslickararslen som definitivt inte \u00e4r en heder f\u00f6r m\u00e4nskligheten. Jag har sett tillr\u00e4ckligt av det ocks\u00e5.<\/p>\n

Tr\u00e4ffar du sen en dag en Tysk programmerare s\u00e5 undrar du helt klart hur det \u00e4r st\u00e4llt med v\u00e4rlden. Fast f\u00f6rhoppningsvis har jag bara tr\u00e4ffat de d\u00e4r som saknar empatisk f\u00f6rm\u00e5ga och sj\u00e4lvinsikt. Alla kan ju inte vara s\u00e5 d\u00e4r… fast kanske kan de det…<\/p>\n

Det \u00e4r v\u00e4l d\u00e4rf\u00f6r det finns s\u00e5 f\u00e5 kvinnor i programmerarnas led. Vem st\u00e5r ut liksom?<\/p>\n

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Vill man umg\u00e5s med \u00f6dmjuka m\u00e4nniskor s\u00e5 skall man kanske v\u00e4lja bort programmerare. \u00c5tminstone har inte jag tr\u00e4ffat en yrkeskategori som i s\u00e5 h\u00f6g grad tycker att det andra g\u00f6r \u00e4r skit och det man sj\u00e4lv g\u00f6r \u00e4r genialt. Inte ens musiker kommer upp i den niv\u00e5 i det avseendet som programmerare besitter. 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