{"id":22140,"date":"2016-11-16T20:41:53","date_gmt":"2016-11-16T19:41:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=22140"},"modified":"2016-11-16T20:41:53","modified_gmt":"2016-11-16T19:41:53","slug":"en-kuf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=22140","title":{"rendered":"En kuf"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"notch3\"<\/p>\n

En kuf<\/a> \u00e4r jag v\u00e4l. Eller “\u00e4r” och “\u00e4r” f\u00f6rresten. Kuf blir man v\u00e4l betraktad som. Man “\u00e4r” v\u00e4l aldrig en kuf. Eller \u00e4r man?<\/p>\n

Men definitionen<\/p>\n

“person som avviker fr\u00e5n det som anses normalt; underlig<\/a> (och enst\u00f6rig<\/a>) person”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

k\u00e4nns v\u00e4l klockren.\u00a0 \u00c5 andra sidan ans\u00e5gs Notch<\/strong> vara en kuf innan han fick alla pengarna. Sen n\u00e4r han fick alla pengarna s\u00e5 blev han stj\u00e4rna och het singel. Fast f\u00f6rresten var han kanske gift d\u00e5. Is\u00e5fall blev han bara stj\u00e4rna. Het singel senare. Kuf f\u00f6re.<\/p>\n

S\u00e5 Notch tog sig \u00f6ver den d\u00e4r gr\u00e4nsen till de andra. S\u00e5 skillnaden \u00e4r tydligen h\u00e5rfin. Ja fast vi b\u00e5da kommer fr\u00e5n Edsbyn ursprungligen. Kufar redan som boendes d\u00e4r.\u00a0 Det hj\u00e4lper f\u00f6r att f\u00e5 kuf-st\u00e4mpel. Hj\u00e4lper definitivt inte om man vill ta sig ur det kufiska. Om jag nu inte var lokal rockstj\u00e4rna under 70-talet. Lite samma sak liksom.<\/p>\n

Men datoriserar man sin frys<\/a> ist\u00e4llet f\u00f6r att byta ut den n\u00e4r den g\u00e5r s\u00f6nder s\u00e5 \u00e4r man de facto underlig. Det inser till och med jag. Det har g\u00e5tt s\u00e5 l\u00e5ngt det d\u00e4r att jag har b\u00f6rjat tr\u00e5na efter de d\u00e4r frysarna som folk st\u00e4ller efter v\u00e4garna f\u00f6r att milj\u00f6insamlingen skall h\u00e4mta dem. Kanske \u00e4r kompressorn hel p\u00e5 de d\u00e4r enheterna ocks\u00e5. Kan man f\u00e5 en billigare frys \u00e4n att bygga styrningen sj\u00e4lv is\u00e5fall? Helt sv\u00e5rt \u00e4r det nu inte.<\/p>\n

Ja ni f\u00f6rst\u00e5r. Snart stegrar det d\u00e4r. Tv\u00e4ttmaskiner. Diskmaskiner. Torktumlare. Ja faktum \u00e4r att jag har en trasig torktumlare som st\u00e5r nere i k\u00e4llaren. Hmmmm… Ja pelletsmaskineriet \u00e4r sj\u00e4lvihopsnickrat s\u00e5klart.<\/p>\n

Det \u00e4r allts\u00e5 illa. J\u00e4vligt illa.<\/p>\n

Finns det hj\u00e4lp tro. F\u00f6r kufar som vill bli normala eller i alla fall n\u00e4rma sig det normala. M\u00f6ten. Som AA. D\u00e4r man f\u00e5r ber\u00e4tta om alla projekt i tur och ordning. Skruvandet i k\u00e4llaren, ikl\u00e4dd i bara kalsonger, klockan tre p\u00e5 natten n\u00e4r det \u00e4r tjugo minusgrader ute, f\u00f6r att f\u00e5 ig\u00e5ng v\u00e4rmesystemet. Men det d\u00e4r sista \u00e4r v\u00e4l bara kopplat till ingenj\u00f6rskallet. Det hj\u00e4lper att vara ingenj\u00f6r om man vill vara kuf. N\u00e4stan s\u00e5 att man f\u00e5r det med examen. En hel h\u00f6g i alla fall. Om man nu inte l\u00e4ser 80 po\u00e4ng ekonomi p\u00e5 samma g\u00e5ng. D\u00e5 blir man aldrig kuf. D\u00e5 blir man chef. P\u00e5 Ericsson. Inga chefer p\u00e5 Ericsson \u00e4r kufar.<\/p>\n

Fast n\u00e5gon g\u00e5ng skulle det vara sk\u00f6nt att bara vara en vanlig m\u00e4nniska. Bara r\u00f6ra sig omkring i samh\u00e4llet och glatt prata med folk och se p\u00e5 Idol i TV. Jag tror jag skall ringa Notch p\u00e5 direkten och fr\u00e5ga hur det d\u00e4r \u00e4r. Han \u00e4r visst p\u00e5 Ibiza. Som en helt vanlig man. T\u00e4nka sig…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

En kuf \u00e4r jag v\u00e4l. Eller “\u00e4r” och “\u00e4r” f\u00f6rresten. Kuf blir man v\u00e4l betraktad som. Man “\u00e4r” v\u00e4l aldrig en kuf. Eller \u00e4r man? Men definitionen “person som avviker fr\u00e5n det som anses normalt; underlig (och enst\u00f6rig) person” k\u00e4nns v\u00e4l klockren.\u00a0 \u00c5 andra sidan ans\u00e5gs Notch vara en kuf innan han fick alla pengarna. 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