{"id":19831,"date":"2016-03-03T08:20:01","date_gmt":"2016-03-03T07:20:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=19831"},"modified":"2016-03-03T08:20:01","modified_gmt":"2016-03-03T07:20:01","slug":"sjalvforvallad-turkisk-peppar-tortyr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=19831","title":{"rendered":"Sj\u00e4lvf\u00f6rv\u00e5llad turkisk-peppar-tortyr"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19832\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/images.jpeg?resize=120%2C83\" alt=\"images\" width=\"120\" height=\"83\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Jaha. Oj! Ibland \u00e4r det sv\u00e5rt att vandra ner f\u00f6r trapporna efter nyheterna. Ta tag i n\u00e4sta period. Stanna i soffan s\u00e4ger kroppen. Stanna i soffan s\u00e4ger huvudet. Stanna i soffan&#8230; Men man reser sig upp och g\u00e5r ner som en man. Eller som ett \u00e5b\u00e4ke. F\u00f6r att man m\u00e5ste.\u00a0 Fast g\u00f6r man det verkligen? \u00c5r det inte bara ett sj\u00e4lvbedr\u00e4geri alltihop? Kanske. Kanske inte. Det \u00e4r sv\u00e5rt att avg\u00f6ra n\u00e4r man sitter mitt i det.<\/p>\n<p>Men nu sitter jag h\u00e4r i alla fall. Efter NAS&#8217;n verkar telefon d\u00f6. Vad \u00e4r nu detta? Vad h\u00e4nder? Vad f\u00f6tter? Eller kan man inte s\u00e4ga s\u00e5? F\u00e5r man inte s\u00e4ga s\u00e5. &#8220;Vad f\u00f6tter?&#8221; Nej, kanske inte. Fel! Or\u00e4tt.<\/p>\n<p>Semlor idag. \u00c4ter. F\u00f6r freden. Gott. Knappast nyttigt f\u00f6r annat \u00e4n f\u00f6r sj\u00e4len. Men sj\u00e4l och kropp i j\u00e4mvikt. Ni som tr\u00e4ffat mig vet att min kropp inte \u00e4r helt olik min sj\u00e4l. B\u00e5da \u00f6verviktiga och besv\u00e4rliga. Men g\u00f6r bara lagom ont. F\u00f6r det mesta.<\/p>\n<p>Kodar webserver. Extension med &#8220;*.vscp&#8221; f\u00e5r specialbehandling liksom &#8220;*.lua&#8221;.\u00a0 I vscp-fallet utskrift av variabler. \u00c4n s\u00e5 l\u00e4nge. Mer kommer. Men enklare kan det inte bli att skriva ut dynamiska v\u00e4rden. Eller kan det?\u00a0 Ja LUA d\u00e5 om man vill mer.Variablerna finns d\u00e4r ocks\u00e5, och eventen, kan manipuleras och fixas till och beslutas p\u00e5. Stoppa dit lie Javascript ocks\u00e5 sen s\u00e5 och j\u00e4vlar. Som en tavla blir det alltsammans. Men bara f\u00f6r mig s\u00e5klart. Ibland f\u00e5r man vara n\u00f6jd med bara det.<\/p>\n<p>Turkisk peppar \u00e4r gott. I lagom m\u00e4ngd. Jag kan inte g\u00f6ra n\u00e5got endaste litet i lagom m\u00e4ngd. D\u00e4rf\u00f6r ont i gommen. T\u00e4nk halsont. Halsfluss. Fast i gommen. En tokj\u00e4vel.\u00a0 det \u00e4r jag. Men turkisk peppar \u00c4R gott. G\u00e5r bara inte att \u00e4ta just nu. Till n\u00e4sta g\u00e5ng. L\u00e4r sig g\u00f6r man aldrig. Inte jag i alla fall.<\/p>\n<p>Telefonj\u00e4vel. Fryst. Sitter d\u00e4r den sitter. Avknappen fungerar inte. Siri. J\u00c4VLA Siri! Japp, s\u00e4ger att jag skall trycka p\u00e5 &#8220;power-knappen&#8221; f\u00f6r att \u00e5terstarta. Ja just den som inte fungerar. Vad \u00e4r det f\u00f6r nytta med r\u00f6ststyrning d\u00e5. F\u00d6R FAN!\u00a0 Som hemautomationssystemet som ringer upp en n\u00e4r man \u00e4r p\u00e5 semester och s\u00e4ger att vattenledningen har sprungit l\u00e4ck. Va fan! St\u00e4ng av vattnet f\u00f6r helvete! Men n\u00e4stan allt ser ut s\u00e5d\u00e4r. I det n\u00e4rmaste v\u00e4rdel\u00f6st n\u00e4r det kommer till kritan. Men skojigt v\u00e4rdel\u00f6st s\u00e5klart. S\u00e5 att man m\u00e5ste ha. \u00c4nd\u00e5. Men hatar.<\/p>\n<p>Fast man \u00e4r ju en del av det d\u00e4r s\u00e5klart. Sj\u00e4lv. Tekniken. Den fungerande och den ickefungerande.<\/p>\n<p>Jod\u00e5. Inte mer \u00e4n s\u00e5 beh\u00f6ver det vara. Inte en dag som det h\u00e4r. Man f\u00e5r v\u00e4l jobba p\u00e5. Som ett jehu.Tid skall g\u00e5. Torsdag imorgon. Veckorna rusar. Men mot sommar. Halleluja. Vasalopp p\u00e5 s\u00f6ndag. Japp Halleluja igen tamefan.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jaha. Oj! Ibland \u00e4r det sv\u00e5rt att vandra ner f\u00f6r trapporna efter nyheterna. Ta tag i n\u00e4sta period. Stanna i soffan s\u00e4ger kroppen. Stanna i soffan s\u00e4ger huvudet. Stanna i soffan&#8230; Men man reser sig upp och g\u00e5r ner som en man. Eller som ett \u00e5b\u00e4ke. F\u00f6r att man m\u00e5ste.\u00a0 Fast g\u00f6r man det verkligen? 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