{"id":19768,"date":"2016-02-23T23:33:29","date_gmt":"2016-02-23T22:33:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=19768"},"modified":"2016-02-23T23:33:29","modified_gmt":"2016-02-23T22:33:29","slug":"vad-gor-det-pa-en-gammal-gubbe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=19768","title":{"rendered":"Vad g\u00f6r det p\u00e5 en gammal gubbe?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19769\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/gift-varning.gif?resize=525%2C545\" alt=\"gift-varning\" width=\"525\" height=\"545\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sextio kort ytmonterade. Nu skall det handl\u00f6das resten, ja om man hinner, imorgon. H\u00e5lkomponenter. Enklare f\u00f6r \u00f6gon. L\u00f6dr\u00f6ken \u00e4r densamma. Ugnen ger ifr\u00e5n sig rena giftet. Tror jag. Det stinker i alla fall &#8220;giftigt&#8221;, och varje g\u00e5ng jag k\u00f6r den lovar jag mig sj\u00e4lv att ta upp ett h\u00e5l f\u00f6r en fl\u00e4kt d\u00e4r den st\u00e5r. Gl\u00f6mmer s\u00e5klart det innan n\u00e4sta k\u00f6rning. L\u00f6dkolven ger ju ocks\u00e5 ifr\u00e5n sig \u00e5ngor. Fluss. Harts. Vet inte hur nyttigt det \u00e4r. Men skulle v\u00e4l ha ett utsug d\u00e4r ocks\u00e5. Nanopartiklarna i l\u00f6dpastan \u00e4r s\u00e4kert inte heller nyttiga. Ja fast vad g\u00f6r det p\u00e5 en gammal gubbe? Finns m\u00e5nga s\u00e5dana. Alltid en till och villig n\u00e4r en faller ifr\u00e5n.<\/p>\n<p>Tr\u00f6tt nu allts\u00e5. Inte bara i \u00f6gonen. Nacke och rygg ocks\u00e5. Man inser s\u00e5dana h\u00e4r dagar att det kanske \u00e4r tur att man inte s\u00e4ljer s\u00e5 mycket trotts allt. Det finns en gr\u00e4ns f\u00f6r hur mycket man klarar att g\u00f6ra sj\u00e4lv. Men n\u00e5gonstans kan man s\u00e5klart l\u00e4mna bort jobben eller k\u00f6pa en pick and place maskin.\u00a0 Har en kompis som har en. Tyv\u00e4rr bor han i Sk\u00e5ne. Annars hade det kanske g\u00e5tt att hyra in sig. Han hostade upp n\u00e4ra en miljon kontant f\u00f6r sin maskin. S\u00e4ljer allts\u00e5 en del. Gjort det et tag.\u00a0 S\u00e4ljaren trodde inte han menade allvar n\u00e4r han sa att han ville betala kontant. Trotts priset h\u00e4mtade han hem pengarna p\u00e5 n\u00e5gra \u00e5r. D\u00e4r finns f\u00f6rdelen med h\u00e5rdvara. N\u00e4r det b\u00f6rjar r\u00f6ra p\u00e5 sig rullar det in mycket pengar. Det g\u00e4ller bara att komma dit. En l\u00e5ng v\u00e4g \u00e4r det. Tur att den \u00e4r r\u00e4tt rolig.<\/p>\n<p>I USA har man bj\u00e4llror p\u00e5 ryggs\u00e4ckarna d\u00e4r det finns bj\u00f6rn.\u00a0 Letade p\u00e5 ebay. Sextio sp\u00e4nn. Borde vara en produkt som g\u00e5r att s\u00e4lja h\u00e4r ocks\u00e5. Under v\u00e5ren. N\u00e4r m\u00f6tena \u00e4r m\u00e5nga. Kostar v\u00e4l en sp\u00e4nn eller h\u00f6gst tv\u00e5 att tillverka. Ja fast den aff\u00e4rsiden f\u00e5r n\u00e5gon annan ta. Bliv vid din l\u00e4st heter det ju. Men jag k\u00f6per nog en till v\u00e5rens skogspromenader. Heller f\u00e5r dt klinga om en \u00e4n att man tvekar att g\u00e5 ut i skogen. Blir l\u00e4tt s\u00e5 i maj annarsj. N\u00e4r man l\u00e4ngtar ut som mest.\u00a0 Ja man kan skaffa en stun gun ocks\u00e5 s\u00e5klart. Men det k\u00e4nns som att \u00f6verdriva.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sextio kort ytmonterade. Nu skall det handl\u00f6das resten, ja om man hinner, imorgon. H\u00e5lkomponenter. Enklare f\u00f6r \u00f6gon. L\u00f6dr\u00f6ken \u00e4r densamma. Ugnen ger ifr\u00e5n sig rena giftet. Tror jag. Det stinker i alla fall &#8220;giftigt&#8221;, och varje g\u00e5ng jag k\u00f6r den lovar jag mig sj\u00e4lv att ta upp ett h\u00e5l f\u00f6r en fl\u00e4kt d\u00e4r den st\u00e5r. 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