{"id":19461,"date":"2016-01-13T12:23:45","date_gmt":"2016-01-13T11:23:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=19461"},"modified":"2016-01-13T20:57:11","modified_gmt":"2016-01-13T19:57:11","slug":"vinter-i-paradiset","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=19461","title":{"rendered":"Vinter i paradiset"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2642\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/vinter3-1024x768.jpg?resize=580%2C435\" alt=\"vinter3\" width=\"580\" height=\"435\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/vinter3.jpg?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/vinter3.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/vinter3.jpg?resize=624%2C468&amp;ssl=1 624w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/vinter3.jpg?w=1160&amp;ssl=1 1160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/vinter3.jpg?w=1740&amp;ssl=1 1740w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Temperaturen sjunker d\u00e4r ute. Jag dammsuger upp lite glas fr\u00e5n en f\u00f6nsterlampa som g\u00e5tt i krasch som tr\u00f6st. Det hj\u00e4lper inte. Inte ett dugg. Sm\u00e5 sm\u00e5 bitar av glas uppsugna i en dammsugare \u00e4r \u00e4nd\u00e5 inte till mycket gl\u00e4dje. S\u00e5 jag ger mig ut och skottar lite. F\u00f6rst sopa av bron. Puder. Inte mycket. N\u00e5gra centimeter. L\u00e4ttsopat. Sen skotta.\u00a0 L\u00e4ttskottat.\u00a0 Ja och kallt \u00e4r det. Som sagt. D\u00e4r ute i verkligheten. Man f\u00e5r st\u00e5 ut. S\u00e5 jag g\u00e5r in. Mer finns \u00e4nd\u00e5 inte att skotta eller sopa.<\/p>\n<p>Inkommen. Tar tv\u00e5 riskakor med ost. Kvicksilver ocks\u00e5 tydligen. I dom. Det man \u00e5t med sked f\u00f6rut f\u00f6r h\u00e4lsans skull. H\u00e4r i en gammal skola finns s\u00e4kert rester s\u00e5 att det r\u00e4cker ett liv eller tio till. Inte var man s\u00e5 noga med kvicksilver f\u00f6rr. Det gick att leka med. I skolan och i labben. S\u00e5 varningar f\u00f6r riskakor oroar mig inte n\u00e4mnv\u00e4rt. Ge inte till barnen. Men vi gamla gubbar, ja va fan, spelar n\u00e5gra milligram till n\u00e5gon roll. Egentligen? Och vem skulle sakna oss.<\/p>\n<p>Jag laddar filmkameran. Man vet aldrig. Ingen plan. Men t\u00e4nker p\u00e5 UFO&#8217;n. Kanske seglar ett f\u00f6rbi idag. Ja d\u00e5 \u00e4r en laddad filmkamera en bra sak. Vem tror en utan filmbevis?\u00a0 Det \u00e4r s\u00e5 jag t\u00e4nker. I morse s\u00e5g jag nog ett f\u00f6rresten. Ett UFO. P\u00e5 andra sidan dalg\u00e5ngen. Men det fl\u00f6g inte. UGO. Unidentified Grounded Object. Kanske. Men var nog tv\u00e5 bilstr\u00e5lkastare. Fast det finns ingen v\u00e4g d\u00e4r. Bara det liksom. Eller fanns kanske man skall s\u00e4ga. V\u00e4rlden f\u00f6r\u00e4ndras st\u00e4ndigt.<\/p>\n<p>Det \u00e4r vackert d\u00e4r ute. Det m\u00e5ste jag ge vintern. Ja det \u00e4r riktig vinter n\u00e4r det \u00e4r en halvmeter sn\u00f6 och femton minus. Man blir liksom st\u00e5ende tittandes i ett f\u00f6nster till och fr\u00e5n. H\u00e4pnar. Ja det g\u00e5r ju bra s\u00e5 l\u00e4nge man befinner sig inne. Ute vill man ju inte vara. Inte jag i alla fall. H\u00e5ller mig inne. Drar upp element. Hulken gapar st\u00f6rre. Man f\u00e5r nog fylla snart igen. Detta eviga fyllande av pellets.<\/p>\n<p>Annars f\u00f6rbereder jag mest. Helgen. Prat. USA anpassad tid. Det \u00e4r som man hade en lektion i skolan igen. Inte mer. Fast annorlunda egentligen s\u00e5klart. Man pratar om sitt. Oj vad jag kan prata om mitt. Har inga problem d\u00e4r. Om n\u00e5gon vill lyssna. S\u00e4llan s\u00e5. Nu p\u00e5 L\u00f6rdag d\u00e5 kanske. Jag t\u00e4nker p\u00e5 toppolitiker som pratar p\u00e5. Fast de bryter och snubblar i spr\u00e5ket. Ja d\u00e5 kan v\u00e4l jag med. S\u00e5klart. Har aldrig varit r\u00e4dd f\u00f6r s\u00e5dant. De r\u00e4dda \u00e4r de som klagar. Klagar f\u00f6r att de sj\u00e4lva inte v\u00e5gar. J\u00e4vligt f\u00e5 icke-natives pratar som en native. Vilket spr\u00e5k det \u00e4n m\u00e5 vara. S\u00e5 man f\u00e5r prata p\u00e5. Sv\u00e5rast \u00e4r att man mest l\u00e4ser och skriver Engelska. Vissa ord uttalas helt annorlunda \u00e4n vad man tror.\u00a0 Men s\u00e5 \u00e4r det bara. Inte ett reellt problem. Man blir r\u00e4ttad och f\u00e5r l\u00e4ra sig.<\/p>\n<p>Jaha ja. Mer har jag inte att till\u00e4gga. Inte idag i alla fall. S\u00e5-d\u00e5-s\u00e5. Tjilleving ping-ping-ping.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Temperaturen sjunker d\u00e4r ute. Jag dammsuger upp lite glas fr\u00e5n en f\u00f6nsterlampa som g\u00e5tt i krasch som tr\u00f6st. Det hj\u00e4lper inte. Inte ett dugg. Sm\u00e5 sm\u00e5 bitar av glas uppsugna i en dammsugare \u00e4r \u00e4nd\u00e5 inte till mycket gl\u00e4dje. S\u00e5 jag ger mig ut och skottar lite. F\u00f6rst sopa av bron. Puder. Inte mycket. N\u00e5gra [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betraktelser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":22747,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=22747","url_meta":{"origin":19461,"position":0},"title":"Per definition","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2017-01-04","format":false,"excerpt":"K har fyra lediga dagar framf\u00f6r sig fr\u00e5n och med nu. 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