{"id":19341,"date":"2015-12-21T15:59:51","date_gmt":"2015-12-21T14:59:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=19341"},"modified":"2015-12-21T16:00:44","modified_gmt":"2015-12-21T15:00:44","slug":"vansinnet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=19341","title":{"rendered":"Vansinnet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-19342\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/2015-12-21_12-20-51.png?resize=577%2C333\" alt=\"2015-12-21_12-20-51\" width=\"577\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/2015-12-21_12-20-51.png?w=577&amp;ssl=1 577w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/2015-12-21_12-20-51.png?resize=300%2C173&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/2015-12-21_12-20-51.png?resize=500%2C289&amp;ssl=1 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 577px) 100vw, 577px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Tjugofyra grader varmt p\u00e5 kontoret och inga element p\u00e5. Ja nog \u00e4r det rekord alltid. Ute \u00e4r det sex grader. Om tre dagar \u00e4r det julafton. Och alla skriker klimatf\u00f6r\u00e4ndringar s\u00e5klart. Fast rekorden \u00e4r bara femtio eller sextio \u00e5r. Jorden miljarder \u00e5r. Det g\u00e5r i v\u00e5gor och det f\u00f6r\u00e4ndras \u00f6ver tiden. N\u00e4r jag v\u00e4xte upp var mantrat &#8220;det kommer en ny istid&#8221;. Snart. &#8220;Fortare \u00e4n du tror.&#8221; Sa man.\u00a0 Det \u00e4r olika men samma. Just detta \u00e4r helt vanliga f\u00f6r\u00e4ndringar. Helt s\u00e4ker \u00e4r jag. De som skriker h\u00f6gst vill ha forskningsanslag och de som skriker n\u00e4st h\u00f6gst vill s\u00e4lja l\u00f6snummer. D\u00e4rmed inte sagt att vi \u00e4r inne i en tid av m\u00e4nskligt initierad klimatf\u00f6r\u00e4ndring.\u00a0 Olika saker. Vi skall ta vara p\u00e5 v\u00e5r jord. Oavsett.<\/p>\n<p>Son ett och son tv\u00e5 \u00e4r ut i skogen och knycker julgran. M\u00f6rdar gran om man fr\u00e5ga mig.\u00a0 Det \u00e4r Nisses mark. I alla fall p\u00e5stod han det grannen i alla \u00e5r. N\u00e4r han levde. L\u00e4nge sedan nu. Tills jag fick reda p\u00e5 att det var kommunens mark.\u00a0 Ja s\u00e5 den \u00e4r allts\u00e5 min ocks\u00e5. Vet inte hur \u00f6vriga kommuninv\u00e5nare st\u00e4ller sig till st\u00f6lden. Ja, eller mordet. Hursomhelst frisv\u00e4r jag mig allts\u00e5 i \u00e5r fr\u00e5n allt ansvar.<\/p>\n<p>Tittar man p\u00e5 varifr\u00e5n vindarna kommer s\u00e5 \u00e4r det s\u00e5 tydligt att luften h\u00e4mtas nerifr\u00e5n Sagres, Portugal. Man kan inte klaga. Kan man inte komma till berget s\u00e5 f\u00e5r berget komma till en. Tack f\u00f6r det. Finare julklapp kan man v\u00e4l knappast f\u00e5. Snurran nedanf\u00f6r Gr\u00f6nland kan gott stanna d\u00e4r den \u00e4r. S\u00e5 det s\u00e5.<\/p>\n<p>Gl\u00f6mde ljuset p\u00e5 ig\u00e5r n\u00e4r jag gick upp och \u00e5t middag. Det \u00e4r inget bra move. \u00c4ven om det skall mycket till f\u00f6r att det skall h\u00e4nda saker \u00e4nd\u00e5. M\u00e4ssingsstake g\u00f6r sitt. Men det f\u00e5r naturligtvis inte h\u00e4nda. Som med l\u00f6dkolv och kaffebryggare. Jag har rutiner f\u00f6r de d\u00e4r sakerna. Min tur runt i lokalerna innan jag g\u00e5r upp. Brukar inte missa. Det \u00e4r naturligtvis d\u00e5 det h\u00e4nder f\u00f6r dom flesta. Hus brinner upp. El\u00e4nde. Gick bra ig\u00e5r hur som helst. Tack universum f\u00f6r det.<\/p>\n<p>Men dagen g\u00e5r. Tiden g\u00e5r. Livet g\u00e5r. Jag har saker att g\u00f6ra &#8220;klara&#8221;.\u00a0 Vansinnet forts\u00e4tter allts\u00e5.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tjugofyra grader varmt p\u00e5 kontoret och inga element p\u00e5. Ja nog \u00e4r det rekord alltid. Ute \u00e4r det sex grader. Om tre dagar \u00e4r det julafton. Och alla skriker klimatf\u00f6r\u00e4ndringar s\u00e5klart. Fast rekorden \u00e4r bara femtio eller sextio \u00e5r. Jorden miljarder \u00e5r. Det g\u00e5r i v\u00e5gor och det f\u00f6r\u00e4ndras \u00f6ver tiden. N\u00e4r jag v\u00e4xte upp [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19341","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betraktelser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":9453,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=9453","url_meta":{"origin":19341,"position":0},"title":"Lycka","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2013-09-08","format":false,"excerpt":"Sitter i studion ikv\u00e4ll. 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