Fl\u00e4ska p\u00e5 bara. Du \u00e4r cowboy i Amerika nu lille v\u00e4n. Det m\u00e5ste helt enkelt vara st\u00f6rre, vara fetare, och ha fler ingredienser i det h\u00e4r landet. Du passar allts\u00e5 in perfekt. S\u00e5 k\u00f6r p\u00e5. \u00d6ka. Sockra, salta och toppa med glutamat. Mycket glutamat. Ta sm\u00f6r. Mycket sm\u00f6r. Inga centimetrar, ta decimetrar. Det skall drypa av fett. Mycket fett. Mycket mat. Att kasta p\u00e5 p\u00e5 golvet, det som inte orkar \u00e4tas. Ben. Kanter som fettet inte n\u00e5tt f\u00f6ljer samma v\u00e4g. S\u00e5 vr\u00e4k p\u00e5. L\u00e5t kalorierna fl\u00f6de. Som ett tecken p\u00e5 att vi \u00e4r dom rika. Inga fattiga f\u00f6rlorare. M\u00e5r du d\u00e5ligt ta en tablett. Knorrar magen och det inte hj\u00e4lper ta en till eller \u00f6ka, ta sprutor. Amputera en fot eller b\u00e5da, men \u00e4t. \u00c4t dig m\u00e4tt. Du f\u00f6rtj\u00e4nar det. Du blir glad av det. Nog f\u00e5r du ner lite till? Blind kanske men glad d\u00e4r framf\u00f6r tv’n med dina elektroniska leksaker och all din godis och dina snacks. \u00c4t. \u00c4t. \u00c4t f\u00f6r tillv\u00e4xten och f\u00f6r Amerika. \u00c4t f\u00f6r att bli glad och fri och lycklig och inte en av dom d\u00e4r sm\u00e5 l\u00f6jliga taniga. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Fl\u00e4ska p\u00e5 bara. Du \u00e4r cowboy i Amerika nu lille v\u00e4n. Det m\u00e5ste helt enkelt vara st\u00f6rre, vara fetare, och ha fler ingredienser i det h\u00e4r landet. Du passar allts\u00e5 in perfekt. S\u00e5 k\u00f6r p\u00e5. \u00d6ka. Sockra, salta och toppa med glutamat. Mycket glutamat. Ta sm\u00f6r. Mycket sm\u00f6r. Inga centimetrar, ta decimetrar. 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