Kallt som i helvete ute. Hmmm… eller \u00e4r det tv\u00e4rtom. “Varmt som i helvete” brukar man ju s\u00e4ga. Men “Kallt som i himlen” h\u00f6r man ju aldrig. Ja, hur som helst h\u00e5ller jag p\u00e5 att f\u00f6rfrysa tummarna n\u00e4r jag h\u00e4mtar tidningarna. L\u00f6ningshelg. D\u00e5 f\u00e5r man fem ex av Ljusdalsposten (“l\u00e4ses” p\u00e5 mindre \u00e4n en minut, fem minuter f\u00f6r alla allts\u00e5 om man m\u00e5ste), Dagens Nyheter (29 sp\u00e4nn f\u00f6r en m\u00e5nad – har f\u00f6rblivit mestadels ol\u00e4st – en d\u00e5lig ide allts\u00e5) och Svenska Dagbladet (l\u00e4ser). K\u00e4nns lite \u00f6verdrivet. Ja dom tv\u00e5 sista kommer ju varje dag. N\u00e4stan. Om v\u00e4dret \u00e4r n\u00e5gorlunda kommer dom i alla fall med n\u00e5gon slags periodicitet. Ljusdalsposten allts\u00e5 bara fredagen f\u00f6re l\u00f6ningshelger. I fem exemplar. Oklart varf\u00f6r. Men jag plockar in dom och l\u00e4gger dom i pappersinsamlingen. Alltid n\u00e5got.<\/p>\n
S\u00e5g katten fr\u00e5n helvetet (eller om det nu var fr\u00e5n himlen ocks\u00e5) innan jag la mig ig\u00e5r. Rusade iv\u00e4g n\u00e4r jag l\u00e5ste ytterd\u00f6rren. Ja, jag vet \u00e4r inte alltid man g\u00f6r det h\u00e4r p\u00e5 landet. L\u00e5ser allts\u00e5. Stor som en hund var den. Stor l\u00e5ng svans – tror jag. Troligen inget lodjur allts\u00e5. Men monsterstora kattsp\u00e5r \u00f6ver hela g\u00e5rden nu p\u00e5 morgonen. Hoppas att det inte var den som \u00e4tit upp all kattmat som borde funnits i dom tomma kattsk\u00e5larna som m\u00f6tte mig i morse. Jo, b\u00e4ttre att monsterkatter smyger in genom kattluckan och \u00e4ter upp i kattsk\u00e5larna \u00e4n \u00e4ter upp o-coola gubbar i Los men undrar stilla vad som h\u00e4nder om man p\u00e5 gubbars vis beh\u00f6ver upp och pissa f\u00f6r tredje g\u00e5ngen denna kalla natt. Halvslumrande kan ju monsterkatter skr\u00e4mma livet ur en gammal gubbe. Ja vidare rapportering kommer.<\/p>\n
Mycket till pulsande blev det inte. Ja har man tygskor fungerar det nog. Mig g\u00f6r det inte mycket. Jag skall h\u00e5lla mig inne hela dagen. Inte helt r\u00e4tt sl\u00e5r det mig dock. F\u00f6rs\u00f6ker f\u00f6rtr\u00e4nga ett bes\u00f6k i byns aff\u00e4r. OK jag skall skrapa rutor, starta bil, \u00e5ka ner kilometern till aff\u00e4ren handla och sen g\u00e5 in igen och inte g\u00e5 ut n\u00e5got mer s\u00e5 l\u00e4nge det \u00e4r s\u00e5 h\u00e4r j\u00e4vla kallt.<\/p>\n
Nu skall jag st\u00e4da – p\u00e5 gubbars vis.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Kallt som i helvete ute. Hmmm… eller \u00e4r det tv\u00e4rtom. “Varmt som i helvete” brukar man ju s\u00e4ga. Men “Kallt som i himlen” h\u00f6r man ju aldrig. Ja, hur som helst h\u00e5ller jag p\u00e5 att f\u00f6rfrysa tummarna n\u00e4r jag h\u00e4mtar tidningarna. L\u00f6ningshelg. D\u00e5 f\u00e5r man fem ex av Ljusdalsposten (“l\u00e4ses” p\u00e5 mindre \u00e4n en minut, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[24,25,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1775","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betraktelser","category-status-fran-just-idag","category-swedish"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":18888,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=18888","url_meta":{"origin":1775,"position":0},"title":"Fler borde prova","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2015-10-27","format":false,"excerpt":"Blommorna i amplarna p\u00e5 bron h\u00e4nger med \u00e4n. 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