Det \u00e4r vid n\u00e4rmare femtio dom b\u00f6rjar dyka upp. M\u00e4nnen med f\u00f6r tighta brallor och paketet nogsamt hopplockat till v\u00e4nster eller h\u00f6ger som tillsammans med den f\u00f6rhoppningsvis av byxorna sexiga rumpan skall utstr\u00e5la sexighet a’la tjuren fr\u00e5n Bronx. Magen kan dras in vid behov. G\u00e4rna n\u00e5got guld om halsen och \u00e5tminstone en guldklocka p\u00e5 handleden. H\u00e5ret \u00e4r kammat \u00f6ver den begynnande flinten och lite gele’ d\u00f6ljer det h\u00e5rf\u00e4ste som dragit sig tillbaka f\u00f6r att aldrig \u00e5terv\u00e4nda. Eller varf\u00f6r inte den sl\u00f6are h\u00e5rvarianten. Helrakad, blankpolerad skalle. Skjortan \u00e4r i alla fall uppkn\u00e4ppt en extra knapp f\u00f6r att visa ett manligt h\u00e5rigt br\u00f6st. G\u00e4rna ocks\u00e5 med lite f\u00e4rg i h\u00e5ret, p\u00e5 de v\u00e4lansade \u00f6gonbrynen och p\u00e5 den obligatoriska mustaschen. Redo att st\u00e5 d\u00e4r l\u00e4ngst fram n\u00e4r Jill Johnsson spelar med en fortsatt kv\u00e4ll p\u00e5 stadshotellets dans.<\/p>\n
Kvinnorna som b\u00f6rjar med sm\u00e5tt desperata dekolletage ner mot upphissade, vissnande br\u00f6st. Som aldrig n\u00e5gonsin visat n\u00e5gon springa mellan br\u00f6sten tidigare i livet. D\u00e5 f\u00f6r att inte verka vulg\u00e4r nu f\u00f6r att till varje pris f\u00e5nga blickarna och leda dom r\u00e4tt nu innan det \u00e4r f\u00f6r sent. F\u00e4rgat h\u00e5r, g\u00e4rna rostr\u00f6tt och en n\u00e5gra decimeter upphissad kjol med de underliggande f\u00e4rgade tightsen \u00f6ver feta l\u00e5r som f\u00f6rev\u00e4ndning f\u00f6r god smak. Bj\u00e4rt f\u00e4rgade progressiva designglas\u00f6gon inramar tr\u00f6tta ansikten med uppsp\u00e4rrade stirrande \u00f6gon d\u00e4r sminket och framf\u00f6rallt m\u00e4ngden av det tagit \u00f6ver framf\u00f6r stil och k\u00e4nsla. Unken andedr\u00e4kt fr\u00e5n kr\u00f6kta uttorkade munnar som g\u00e4rna skrattar desperat h\u00f6gt och sm\u00e5flicksaktigt och med j\u00e4mna mellanrum utbrister “gud vad kul vi har flickor”. Helst d\u00e5 och med en n\u00e5got h\u00f6gre frekvens – och volym – s\u00e5 fort man befinner sig p\u00e5 lokal. Helt enkelt en kvinna i medel\u00e5ldern redo f\u00f6r att bli lite uppk\u00e5tand av Chipendales eller Ladies night med fortsatt kv\u00e4ll p\u00e5 stadshotellets dans.<\/p>\n
Ja, jag bara observerar vad jag ser som gammal o-cool gubbe. Vi \u00e4gnar mycket tid \u00e5t s\u00e5nt vi \u00e4ldre m\u00e4n.Kan inte hj\u00e4lpas. Har f\u00f6r mycket tid helt enkelt. Men vi d\u00f6mer s\u00e4llan. N\u00e4, det g\u00f6r vi inte. Vi kan tycka det \u00e4r lite sorgligt men det \u00e4r ocks\u00e5 allt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Det \u00e4r vid n\u00e4rmare femtio dom b\u00f6rjar dyka upp. M\u00e4nnen med f\u00f6r tighta brallor och paketet nogsamt hopplockat till v\u00e4nster eller h\u00f6ger som tillsammans med den f\u00f6rhoppningsvis av byxorna sexiga rumpan skall utstr\u00e5la sexighet a’la tjuren fr\u00e5n Bronx. Magen kan dras in vid behov. G\u00e4rna n\u00e5got guld om halsen och \u00e5tminstone en guldklocka p\u00e5 handleden. 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