{"id":17018,"date":"2015-03-13T00:01:13","date_gmt":"2015-03-12T23:01:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/?p=17018"},"modified":"2015-03-13T00:02:12","modified_gmt":"2015-03-12T23:02:12","slug":"forbannade-satans-javla-skit-javel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=17018","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;F\u00f6rbannade satans j\u00e4vla skit j\u00e4vel&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/smultron.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-17020\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/smultron.jpg?resize=400%2C308\" alt=\"\u00d0\" width=\"400\" height=\"308\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Min utvecklingsmaskin p\u00e5 Linux h\u00e4nger sig h\u00e4r ikv\u00e4ll om och om igen. Ibland st\u00e5r den helt enkelt inte ut med allt mitt debuggande. Jag st\u00e5r \u00e5 andra sidan inte ut med den d\u00e4r f\u00f6rbaskade maskinen heller n\u00e4r den beter sig s\u00e5d\u00e4r s\u00e5 p\u00e5 n\u00e5got s\u00e4tt blir vi v\u00e4l d\u00e5 \u00e4nd\u00e5 kvitt d\u00e5 antar jag. &#8220;F\u00f6rbannade statans j\u00e4vla skit j\u00e4vel&#8221; \u00e4r min svordomsramsa f\u00f6r de d\u00e4r l\u00e4gena. Det hj\u00e4lper s\u00e5klart inte ett dugg men k\u00e4nns \u00e4nd\u00e5 ganska bra att f\u00e5 ur sig. Ja den d\u00e4r ramsan anv\u00e4nder jag om det mesta i materiell form som inte vill g\u00f6ra som jag vill. Hittills har den inte f\u00e5tt en enda sak att \u00e4ndra sig och b\u00f6rja g\u00f6ra som jag vill men har inte f\u00f6r avsikt att sluta uttala ramsan. S\u00e5 de s\u00e5.\u00a0 Det d\u00e4r med svordomar s\u00e4gs tyda p\u00e5 d\u00e5ligt ordf\u00f6rr\u00e5d. Ja ha. S\u00e4ger man &#8220;attans lilla sm\u00f6rfittekukstolpe&#8221; s\u00e5 har man bra ordf\u00f6rr\u00e5d f\u00f6ljdaktligen. Jag kommenterar inte det vidare. Nehej.<\/p>\n<p>K\u00f6r man en utvecklingsmilj\u00f6 kodad i Java tar det en stund att ladda den d\u00e4r milj\u00f6n innan man kan krascha maskinen igen.\u00a0 Ja Java kr\u00e4ver sina egna svordomar. Om man sen har en tysk bessierwissertyp som k\u00f6r lint p\u00e5 all kod och skickar tjogtals med buggrapporter s\u00e5 kunde kv\u00e4llen vara mer lyckad. En halv miljon kodrader. Lint hittar en del\u00a0 det f\u00f6rst\u00e5r alla. Men man f\u00e5r v\u00e4l vara tacksam. Att n\u00e5gon orkar k\u00f6ra lint och dessutom njuter av det och f\u00e5r l\u00e5tsas att han \u00e4r ett geni. Till slut hittar inte ens lints h\u00e5rdaste inst\u00e4llning en enda grej, de d\u00e4r d\u00e5 \u00e4r man i nirvana. En stund. Till man skapar nytt. Stora projekt \u00e4r s\u00e5dana.<\/p>\n<p>Men med en klocka som n\u00e4rmar sig tolv s\u00e5 \u00e4r det dags att ge sig f\u00f6r dan. Om man skall orka l\u00e4sa ett kapitel eller tv\u00e5 och \u00e4nd\u00e5 orka med det som m\u00e5ste bli en morgondag. Fredag igen. Jag vet inte hur det g\u00e5r till. De liksom st\u00e5r p\u00e5 k\u00f6 numera de d\u00e4r fredagarna. Men jag skall jobba i helgen. M\u00e5ste det. Tr\u00f6tt som en gammal uttj\u00e4nt morgonrock \u00e4r jag s\u00e5klart. Skulle v\u00e4l beh\u00f6va vara ledig. G\u00f6ra annat. Men det g\u00e5r s\u00e5klart inte. Man f\u00e5r ta i fr\u00e5n lillt\u00e5n. Det brukar alltid finnas en liten reserv att ta av d\u00e4r.<\/p>\n<p>Ensamt vid bj\u00f6rken s\u00e5klart ig\u00e5r natt. Ingen v\u00e5gade sig dit. Inte ens K. Jag \u00e4r d\u00e4r i natt ocks\u00e5 (som de flesta n\u00e4tter) om n\u00e5gon vill snacka lite skit och \u00e4ta n\u00e5gra solmogna smultron upptr\u00e4da p\u00e5 gr\u00e4sstr\u00e5n.<\/p>\n<p>Godnatt!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Min utvecklingsmaskin p\u00e5 Linux h\u00e4nger sig h\u00e4r ikv\u00e4ll om och om igen. Ibland st\u00e5r den helt enkelt inte ut med allt mitt debuggande. Jag st\u00e5r \u00e5 andra sidan inte ut med den d\u00e4r f\u00f6rbaskade maskinen heller n\u00e4r den beter sig s\u00e5d\u00e4r s\u00e5 p\u00e5 n\u00e5got s\u00e4tt blir vi v\u00e4l d\u00e5 \u00e4nd\u00e5 kvitt d\u00e5 antar jag. &#8220;F\u00f6rbannade [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17018","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betraktelser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":21062,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=21062","url_meta":{"origin":17018,"position":0},"title":"Sommarmorgon","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2016-07-18","format":false,"excerpt":"Det \u00e4r tidigt n\u00e4r lill-katten och jag g\u00e5r ner till kontoret, jod\u00e5 katten springandes f\u00f6rst ner f\u00f6r trapporna. \u00c4kta sommarmorgon. 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