Tjena! Jag heter Tumpe. Troll du vet. Bor i berget d\u00e4r borta strax under stupet. Inte i n\u00e5gon spindelfylld h\u00e5la eller fuktdrypande grotta s\u00e5klart. Trodde du troll bodde s\u00e5? S\u00e5 bodde gamla tiders troll. Pappas pappa och mammas mamma du vet. Sa Du n\u00e5tt? Nehej. Du \u00e4r en tyst en. Sl\u00e4kte med en fladdermus?<\/p>\n
Nu har vi lite snygga hus d\u00e4r inne i berget, ja, ja dom ser ut som stenar s\u00e5klart men inuti. Du skulle se sj\u00e4lv. Lyxigt! Och, javisst vi bor inuti dom stora bergen men vi anv\u00e4nder el grabben. \u00c4r du tjej. Va? Ingen ordning p\u00e5 m\u00e4nniskobarn nu f\u00f6r tiden! Hade tjejer inte kjolar f\u00f6rut?<\/p>\n
Ellampor – vet du vad det \u00e4r? – lyser upp hos oss precis som hos er. El kostar ju dessutom inte n\u00e5got. Det g\u00e5r en massa stolpar f\u00f6rbi v\u00e5rt berg som vi kopplar in oss p\u00e5 och sen lyser det som om det var dag d\u00e4r inne i hela berget. H\u00e4rligt m\u00e5 du tro. V\u00e5r skattkammare glittrar s\u00e5d\u00e4r h\u00e4rligt guldgult n\u00e4r ljuset \u00e4r p\u00e5. Guldet du vet. Ibland gnistrar det till och med fr\u00e5n n\u00e5gon av dom stora diamanterna n\u00e4r dom skakas fram men oftast \u00e4r dom t\u00e4ckta av allt guldet s\u00e5, ja du fattar. Vi har massor av skatter vi vettu. Men det mesta kommer fr\u00e5n f\u00f6rr allts\u00e5, f\u00f6r l\u00e4ngesedan liksom. Ligger bara d\u00e4r. Nu f\u00f6r tiden \u00e4r det ju inte ens n\u00e5gon som \u00e4r ute och letar v\u00e5ra skatter under midsommarhelgen. Brukar du g\u00f6ra det? Nehej! Hursomhelst s\u00e5 vi f\u00e5r ha dom i fred. VA! Visste du inte ens om att vi inte kan skydda eller g\u00f6mma v\u00e5ra skatter under midsommarnatten? Har ni m\u00e4nniskor inga skolor? Det \u00e4r ju d\u00e5 m\u00e4nniskor kan plocka p\u00e5 sig s\u00e5 mycket dom vill av v\u00e5ra skatter utan att vi kan stoppa dom. Det enda ni m\u00e5ste t\u00e4nka p\u00e5 \u00e4r att inte se er om n\u00e4r ni g\u00e5r hem igen. Men det m\u00e5ste du ju ha h\u00f6rt talas om!? G\u00f6r ni det, tittar er om allts\u00e5, s\u00e5 gl\u00f6mmer ni direkt var skatten finns och vi brukad ocks\u00e5 hinna snappa \u00e5t oss allt ni tagit. Snabba vi n\u00e4r vi vill. Ja, gl\u00f6mmer platsen man hittade skatten p\u00e5 g\u00f6r man ju i i vilket fall som helst dan efter s\u00e5klart. S\u00e5 fort midsommarnatten \u00e4r \u00f6ver s\u00e5 fungerar ju v\u00e5ra trollformler igen. Massor av trollande den natten m\u00e5 du tro.<\/p>\n
OJ! N\u00e4 nu m\u00e5ste jag dra iv\u00e4g. Verkar som om solen h\u00e5ller p\u00e5 att g\u00e5 upp. Har inte p\u00e5dagenutedr\u00e4kten p\u00e5 mig vettu. Du vet v\u00e4l att vi troll blir f\u00f6rvandlade till stenar om solen lyser p\u00e5 oss? Inte!? Du vet ju ingenting du. Lite dum kanske? Sl\u00e4kt med en mask? Kom tillbaks hit imorgon s\u00e5 skall jag ber\u00e4tta lite mer om troll f\u00f6r dig grabben, eller tjejen var det ju. Tjejer med brallor… Tjenamors!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Tjena! Jag heter Tumpe. Troll du vet. Bor i berget d\u00e4r borta strax under stupet. Inte i n\u00e5gon spindelfylld h\u00e5la eller fuktdrypande grotta s\u00e5klart. Trodde du troll bodde s\u00e5? S\u00e5 bodde gamla tiders troll. Pappas pappa och mammas mamma du vet. Sa Du n\u00e5tt? Nehej. Du \u00e4r en tyst en. Sl\u00e4kte med en fladdermus? 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