{"id":16864,"date":"2015-03-06T18:47:42","date_gmt":"2015-03-06T17:47:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/?p=16864"},"modified":"2015-03-06T23:15:56","modified_gmt":"2015-03-06T22:15:56","slug":"ny-tjanst-ett-paket-vid-sextio","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=16864","title":{"rendered":"Ny tj\u00e4nst &#8211; ett paket vid sextio"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/sw25-2-6in-left-full-hi.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-16865\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/sw25-2-6in-left-full-hi-1024x685.jpg?resize=580%2C388\" alt=\"sw25-2-6in-left-full-hi\" width=\"580\" height=\"388\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Visst borde det dimpa ner ett paket vid 60? Ett paket man signerar med sin vackraste namnteckning\u00a0 och bara kan l\u00f6sa ut med dubbla legitimationer. Det man tar med hem, lite h\u00f6gtidligt, \u00f6ppnar f\u00f6rsiktigt. I det ligger en svart l\u00e5da. Bubbelplast omkring den.\u00a0 Man lyfter f\u00f6rsiktigt upp den d\u00e4r svarta l\u00e5dan. M\u00e4ssingsp\u00e4nnen. Tyngd. \u00c5lder. \u00c4r den kl\u00e4dd med l\u00e4der? Man s\u00e4tter n\u00e4san mot det och javisst. Ingen galon eller annan imitation h\u00e4r inte. Det luktar urinerat skinn, mjukgjord kohud. S\u00e5 man \u00f6ppnar de d\u00e4r m\u00e4ssingsp\u00e4nnena. Och d\u00e4r kolsvart p\u00e5 en sammetsb\u00e4dd ligger den. Pickadollen.\u00a0 Bredvid tre bl\u00e4nkande m\u00e4ssingspatroner. Nypolerade och vackra. Koppar l\u00e4ngst upp. O\u00e4rgat. Man lyfter upp den pickadollen. H\u00e5ller den i handen. Tar en efter en av kulorna och stoppar in dem i det rullande magasinet. V\u00e4ger h\u00e4rligheten i sin hand. Os\u00e4krar. Siktar mot den d\u00e4r kaffekoppen man gl\u00f6mde tidigare under dan. Men spara den Den kan drickas ur imorgon ocks\u00e5. Om den blir hj\u00e4lpligt avsk\u00f6ljd. Skjuter igen s\u00e4kringsmekanismen. L\u00e4ger tillbaks revolvern i l\u00e5dan. St\u00e4nger och l\u00e5ser m\u00e4ssingsbeslagen. B\u00e4r den till den d\u00e4r garderoben d\u00e4r man har sina viktiga saker. G\u00f6mmer l\u00e5dan d\u00e4r.\u00a0 Om n\u00e5gon n\u00e5gonsin n\u00e4mner \u00e4ldreboende i framtiden s\u00e5 vet man precis vad den finns.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Visst borde det dimpa ner ett paket vid 60? Ett paket man signerar med sin vackraste namnteckning\u00a0 och bara kan l\u00f6sa ut med dubbla legitimationer. Det man tar med hem, lite h\u00f6gtidligt, \u00f6ppnar f\u00f6rsiktigt. I det ligger en svart l\u00e5da. Bubbelplast omkring den.\u00a0 Man lyfter f\u00f6rsiktigt upp den d\u00e4r svarta l\u00e5dan. M\u00e4ssingsp\u00e4nnen. Tyngd. \u00c5lder. \u00c4r [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betraktelser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":8142,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=8142","url_meta":{"origin":16864,"position":0},"title":"K\u00e4rlek f\u00f6re sommar.","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2013-08-01","format":false,"excerpt":"Morgonen \u00e4r p\u00e5 v\u00e4g. 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