{"id":16683,"date":"2015-02-24T13:56:39","date_gmt":"2015-02-24T12:56:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/?p=16683"},"modified":"2015-02-24T13:56:39","modified_gmt":"2015-02-24T12:56:39","slug":"kafferast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=16683","title":{"rendered":"Kafferast"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Sitter och dricker kaffe. Men inte p\u00e5 Cafe’ som poeten. Det blir hemmakaffe bryggt i \u00e4rvd trasig gammal bryggare h\u00e4r och drucket ur en sl\u00e4t men stor kopp.\u00a0 Det \u00e4r i alla fall riktigt kaffe inte surrugatkaffe gjort p\u00e5 maskrosr\u00f6tter som jag brygger p\u00e5. Om nu n\u00e5gon nu misst\u00e4nker det f\u00f6rra.\u00a0 \u00c4n s\u00e5 l\u00e4nge b\u00f6r till\u00e4ggas. Det kan bli maskrosor och bark i br\u00f6det senare. F\u00f6r den som minst anar det. Speciellt f\u00f6r dem som inte anar. Allts\u00e5 inte bara f\u00f6r mig. Som anar. Ja, eller inte anar. Dr\u00f6mmer.<\/p>\n

Att ha en Iphone och importera bilder i Windows \u00e4r en p\u00e4rs. Man skall klicka p\u00e5 “Lita p\u00e5” p\u00e5 IPhonen samtidigt, eller helst innan, importen startar p\u00e5 PC’n. Hinner PC’n f\u00f6re s\u00e5 kommer “Det finns inga nya bilder…” upp och man f\u00e5r f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka igen.\u00a0 Man f\u00e5r f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka ett tag. Som ett spel. I med kabel, v\u00e4nta, v\u00e4nta, ja d\u00e4r kom den upp fr\u00e5gan p\u00e5 Iphonen, “DING”, PC j\u00e4vlen han f\u00f6re igen… Nytt f\u00f6rs\u00f6k… Ja s\u00e5 h\u00e5ller man p\u00e5 ett tag. Man f\u00e5r till slut starta ett program p\u00e5 PC’n och sen stoppa i kabeln. D\u00e5 hinner den inte med. Hittar folder med bilder. Allt \u00e4r frid och fr\u00f6jd. Man kan importera sina bilder. Den d\u00e4r “Lita p\u00e5” funktionen borde v\u00e4l g\u00e5 att st\u00e4nga av. Men jag hittar det ingenstans. Orkar inte leta mer heller f\u00f6r den delen. Vill inte f\u00f6rst\u00e5 eller ens ana hur Macm\u00e4nniskor t\u00e4nker. T\u00e4nk att sitta och jubla \u00f6ver en nu pryl och sen k\u00f6a f\u00f6r att till slut dreglandes f\u00e5 den i sin hand.\u00a0 De ena jag har mindre respekt f\u00f6r \u00e4n Macm\u00e4nniskor \u00e4r pedofiler och s\u00e4rskrivningsfarcister. Alla de d\u00e4r m\u00e4nniskorna borde f\u00e5 behandling. Tunga mediciner.\u00a0 Javakodare platsar n\u00e4stan in d\u00e4r ocks\u00e5, det \u00e4r ett som \u00e4r s\u00e4kert.<\/p>\n

Det sn\u00f6ar i alla fall inte idag. \u00c4r det bra`? Eller D\u00e5ligt? Eller mittimellan? Jag vet inte. Skottat \u00e4r det. Men inte framf\u00f6r garaged\u00f6rren. D\u00e4r ligger h\u00f6gen. Man f\u00e5r t\u00e4nka p\u00e5 hj\u00e4rtat och spara den till alla krafter \u00e4r p\u00e5 plats. Ja, eller tills den sj\u00e4lvsm\u00e4lterbort. Mints jobb om saker sj\u00e4lvsm\u00e4lterbort. Gillar ordet sj\u00e4lvsm\u00e4lterbort. Nytt? Antagligen inte. Inte speciellt innovativt i alla fall. Fast det finns s\u00e4mre ord.<\/p>\n

Men en grad varmt ute \u00e4r det. S\u00e5 man kan inte klaga p\u00e5 det i alla fall. Det hj\u00e4lper. Man f\u00e5r klaga p\u00e5 Javaprogrammerare och deras j\u00e4vla j\u00e4tteprogram ist\u00e4llet som \u00e4ter upp alla CPU och allt minne. T\u00e4nk att avarter som detta spr\u00e5k f\u00e5r finnas. G\u00e4ller deras anv\u00e4ndare ocks\u00e5. Pure Java == Pure Shit. Ja det vet alla utom dom som sitter i skiten s\u00e5klart. L\u00e5t bankerna k\u00f6ra det d\u00e4r. L\u00e5t det vara en Cobolers\u00e4ttare. Men bespara oss det p\u00e5 mindre system. Gode gud besvara oss fr\u00e5n detta skitspr\u00e5k. Man borde l\u00e4ra barn under fyra att l\u00e4sa den ramsan innan s\u00e4ngg\u00e5ende. F\u00f6r att f\u00e5 det att f\u00e4sta. Jag skall trycka upp etiketter “No Java has slowed this machine down<\/strong>”\u00a0 till mina produkter. Ja tamefan.<\/p>\n

Men dags att h\u00e4mta posten, det som oftast \u00e4r r\u00e4kningarna, det som \u00e4r som det \u00e4r. Den 25\/3 skall jag p\u00e5 en f\u00f6rel\u00e4sning med Petter i Ljusdal. N\u00e4rljus, v\u00e5r n\u00e4ringslivsorganisation ordnar, d\u00e5 kan man inte h\u00e4mta posten, f\u00f6r d\u00e5 \u00e4r man allts\u00e5 inte hemma. Men eftersom det bara \u00e4r r\u00e4kningar och reklam f\u00f6r det mesta s\u00e5 l\u00e4r den ligga kvar n\u00e4r man f\u00f6rhoppningsvis upplyft kommer hem igen. Tror det kan bli bra. Petter allts\u00e5. Men nu s\u00e5. Svammelslut. Jag vet i alla fall en person som gl\u00e4ds av det faktumet.<\/p>\n

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Sitter och dricker kaffe. Men inte p\u00e5 Cafe’ som poeten. Det blir hemmakaffe bryggt i \u00e4rvd trasig gammal bryggare h\u00e4r och drucket ur en sl\u00e4t men stor kopp.\u00a0 Det \u00e4r i alla fall riktigt kaffe inte surrugatkaffe gjort p\u00e5 maskrosr\u00f6tter som jag brygger p\u00e5. Om nu n\u00e5gon nu misst\u00e4nker det f\u00f6rra.\u00a0 \u00c4n s\u00e5 l\u00e4nge b\u00f6r […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betraktelser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":23155,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=23155","url_meta":{"origin":16683,"position":0},"title":"S\u00f6mnl\u00f6st","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2017-02-01","format":false,"excerpt":"Det \u00e4r -12.94 Celsius d\u00e4r ute (jo jag \u00f6verdriver antalet siffror ganska ordentligt).\u00a0 Vinter. 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