{"id":16514,"date":"2015-02-14T15:55:33","date_gmt":"2015-02-14T14:55:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/?p=16514"},"modified":"2015-09-30T15:19:21","modified_gmt":"2015-09-30T14:19:21","slug":"bananas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=16514","title":{"rendered":"Bananas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/0011.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-16515 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/0011-1024x768.jpg?resize=580%2C435\" alt=\"001\" width=\"580\" height=\"435\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/0011.jpg?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/0011.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/0011.jpg?resize=400%2C300&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/0011.jpg?w=1160&amp;ssl=1 1160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/0011.jpg?w=1740&amp;ssl=1 1740w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Jod\u00e5 det blir Banan Split idag. Man \u00e5ker i sinnet tillbaks till Uppsala, universitetstid, busstorget, K och jag inmundigar, det kostar inte s\u00e5 mycket, men \u00e4r gott, jag har aldrig \u00e4tit n\u00e5got s\u00e5 gott f\u00f6rut. En vecka f\u00f6rsenat kommer d\u00e5 den d\u00e4r glasen hem till oss. K handlar. Man kan lita p\u00e5 K. Inte p\u00e5 mig. Jag \u00e4r virrigare.<\/p>\n<p>Sjuk \u00e4r jag nog. Eller inte. Tar det lugnt i alla fall. Borde m\u00e5la element ocks\u00e5 denna helg. Det ligger \u00f6ver mig det d\u00e4r. F\u00e5 ordning p\u00e5 det d\u00e4r rummet. F\u00e5 till ett g\u00e4strum. Fixa ett rum till. Det \u00e4r s\u00e5 m\u00a8\u00e5nga som st\u00e5r p\u00e5 k\u00f6. Som m\u00e5ste fixas. Men inte idag allts\u00e5. Det som k\u00e4nns som feber hindrar mig. Ja jag vet att det inte \u00e4r n\u00e5gon ide att ta fram en termometer. Den kommer visa under trettiosju. Det g\u00f6r den alltid. Kallblodet rudar genom mina \u00e5dror. Ormen ligger d\u00e4r och vakar.<\/p>\n<p>F\u00e5glarna dricker vatten fr\u00e5n istapparna. Talgoxe p\u00e5 istapp drickandes fr\u00e5n den bredvid. Hur h\u00e5ller de sig kvar? Men jag fyller mat. Man lever icke av vatten allena. Det kvittras n\u00e4r jag kommer ut. &#8220;Nu kommer gubben med mat \u00e4ntligen&#8221;. De l\u00e5ter mer otacksamma \u00e4n de egentligen \u00e4r f\u00e5glarna. \u00a0 Det \u00e4r n\u00e4r dagsmejan s\u00e4tter fart p\u00e5 riktigt som de ger tillbaks med r\u00e5ge. Sjunger fram v\u00e5ren \u00e5t oss frusna. Till och med \u00e5t ocoola gubbar. Ja \u00e5t PO Tidholm ocks\u00e5. Definitivt.<\/p>\n<p>Ibland \u00e4r det helt enkelt tack och lov f\u00f6r l\u00f6rdagar som g\u00e4ller. Det \u00e4r en s\u00e5dan l\u00f6rdag idag. &#8220;Tack och lov f\u00f6r l\u00f6rdag&#8221;. Man beh\u00f6ver inte jobba. Men g\u00f6r det lite \u00e4nd\u00e5. Lite f\u00f6r att man inte kan h\u00e5lla sig. Sitter d\u00e4r lite &#8220;d\u00f6ven&#8221; i alla fall.\u00a0 Borde allts\u00e5 m\u00e5la elelemt ist\u00e4llet, eller f\u00f6nster, eller d\u00f6rrkarmar. Men sitter h\u00e4r allts\u00e5.<\/p>\n<p>Det f\u00e5r vara slut med bloggande h\u00e4r. Det \u00e4r alla hj\u00e4rtans dag \u00e4nd\u00e5. Elton ringer s\u00e5klart och sjunger s\u00e5nger och han \u00f6ver\u00f6ser huset med chokladhj\u00e4rtan och r\u00f6da rosor redan under g\u00e5rdagens postleverans. London \u00e4r tydligen \u00f6versv\u00e4mmat av k\u00e4rleken nu idag. I alla fall enligt Elton. Jag gissar att han har sina rosa glas\u00f6gon p\u00e5 sig. Inte ser allt helt klart. Han drar g\u00e4rna iv\u00e4g n\u00e4r det \u00e4r n\u00e5got k\u00e4re Elton.\u00a0 I sommar kommer han till botaniska i Uppsala och spelar. Sen hit till Lo(o)s. Det skall bli roligt att tr\u00e4ffas igen. Var l\u00e4nge sedan sist.<\/p>\n<p>Puss p\u00e5 er!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jod\u00e5 det blir Banan Split idag. Man \u00e5ker i sinnet tillbaks till Uppsala, universitetstid, busstorget, K och jag inmundigar, det kostar inte s\u00e5 mycket, men \u00e4r gott, jag har aldrig \u00e4tit n\u00e5got s\u00e5 gott f\u00f6rut. En vecka f\u00f6rsenat kommer d\u00e5 den d\u00e4r glasen hem till oss. K handlar. Man kan lita p\u00e5 K. Inte p\u00e5 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betraktelser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":37228,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=37228","url_meta":{"origin":16514,"position":0},"title":"F\u00f6r kort","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2020-12-18","format":false,"excerpt":"S\u00e5 b\u00f6rjar vi n\u00e4rma oss ett slut p\u00e5 en l\u00e5tsasarbetsdag. 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