{"id":16274,"date":"2015-01-26T21:20:28","date_gmt":"2015-01-26T20:20:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/?p=16274"},"modified":"2015-01-26T21:20:28","modified_gmt":"2015-01-26T20:20:28","slug":"guldbaggegala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=16274","title":{"rendered":"Guldbaggegala"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/guldbagge.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-16275\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/guldbagge.jpg?resize=1%2C1\" alt=\"guldbagge\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Som vanligt damp de ner i brevl\u00e5dan de d\u00e4r biljetterna till Guldbaggegalan. De \u00e4r den d\u00e4r j\u00e4vla Stormige som skickar dom d\u00e4r, varje \u00e5r, i guldkuvert, med r\u00e4tt porto och A-post. Men jag bryr mig s\u00e5klart inte om att vare sig tacka ja eller tacka nej. Uteblir bara. L\u00e4mnar tv\u00e5 tomma stolar och tv\u00e5 o\u00e4tna kuvert, ja matkuvert, vad fan trodde du?.\u00a0 Som vanligt allts\u00e5. Begravningskostymen h\u00e5ller inte f\u00f6r det d\u00e4r. N\u00e4pp. Och jag kommer n\u00e4stan inte i begravningskostymen. N\u00e4pp. S\u00e5 det blir ingen Guldbaggegala i \u00e5r heller. N\u00e4pp. K\u00e4nde jag n\u00e5gon som velat g\u00e5 hade jag gett bort de d\u00e4r biljetterna s\u00e5klart men nu k\u00e4nner jag ingen.<\/p>\n<p>Det sn\u00f6ar utan att jag sv\u00e4r idag. Bara det \u00e4r ett under. Men burrdags imorgon allts\u00e5. Motionera sn\u00f6slunga och frysa. Burr ggr tv\u00e5. Enkel matematik. T\u00e4nker inte s\u00e5 mycket mer p\u00e5 det. G\u00f6r bara. Sotning ocks\u00e5 imorgon. Tidig uppstigning. T\u00e4nker inte p\u00e5 det heller. G\u00e5r upp bara. Det \u00e4r som det \u00e4r med allt.<\/p>\n<p>Stoppar min Dell i frysen under nyhetstimmen. Det visar sig vara f\u00f6r l\u00e4nge. H\u00e5rddisken fryser fast. Men startar g\u00f6r den. Datorn allts\u00e5 (inte h\u00e5rddisken). Datorn har den lustigheten. Beh\u00f6ver kylas ner f\u00f6r att starta. Efter en stund nere p\u00e5 kontoret kommer h\u00e5rddisken ig\u00e5ng ocks\u00e5. Ja man har de verktyg man f\u00f6rtj\u00e4nar. Jag klagar inte. N\u00e4pp.<\/p>\n<p>Kolsvart ute s\u00e5klart. Men osn\u00f6andes. Vad det nu spelar f\u00f6r roll. En meter sn\u00f6 s\u00e4gs prognosen vara f\u00f6r New York. Kaos. Innesittarv\u00e4der. Kvarters[pub|bar]sittarv\u00e4der. Mysigt. Om man nu inte m\u00e5ste ut. D\u00e5 mindre mysigt. Bara on\u00f6digt. Men man kan bygga stora sn\u00f6gubbar. Den kapitalistiska tjuren sn\u00f6ar \u00f6ver p\u00e5 Wall Street. Sk\u00f6nt kan man tycka. Om man \u00e4r socialist. Det \u00e4r jag. Tror jag. F\u00f6r det mesta. N\u00e4stan j\u00e4mt.<\/p>\n<p>Fj\u00e4rde plats i den d\u00e4r omr\u00f6stningen. Det \u00e4r som det \u00e4r med det mesta. Man skall ha kamrater f\u00f6r det d\u00e4r ocks\u00e5. Men det var f\u00f6rr man hade det. Inget man b\u00f6r t\u00e4nka p\u00e5 f\u00f6r mycket heller.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00e4pp nu skall jag jobba. Det \u00e4r som det \u00e4r med det ocks\u00e5.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Som vanligt damp de ner i brevl\u00e5dan de d\u00e4r biljetterna till Guldbaggegalan. De \u00e4r den d\u00e4r j\u00e4vla Stormige som skickar dom d\u00e4r, varje \u00e5r, i guldkuvert, med r\u00e4tt porto och A-post. Men jag bryr mig s\u00e5klart inte om att vare sig tacka ja eller tacka nej. Uteblir bara. L\u00e4mnar tv\u00e5 tomma stolar och tv\u00e5 o\u00e4tna [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betraktelser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":18030,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=18030","url_meta":{"origin":16274,"position":0},"title":"Bj\u00f6rn och en natt som aldrig riktigt blir en natt","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2015-06-02","format":false,"excerpt":"En bj\u00f6rn som lugnt betar i skogskanten p\u00e5 \u00e5kern h\u00e4r utanf\u00f6r. 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