{"id":15490,"date":"2014-12-02T14:18:40","date_gmt":"2014-12-02T13:18:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/?p=15490"},"modified":"2017-12-31T17:28:11","modified_gmt":"2017-12-31T16:28:11","slug":"kaskadspyr-skumtomtar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=15490","title":{"rendered":"Kaskadspyr skumtomtar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/h%C3%A4mta.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-15491 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/h%C3%A4mta.jpg?resize=275%2C183\" alt=\"h\u00e4mta\" width=\"275\" height=\"183\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Jag skriver n\u00e4sta veckas kr\u00f6nika p\u00e5 morgonen. Toppar den med en pressrelease och svarar p\u00e5 ett trettiotal mail. Han och hans v\u00e4nner, fast denna g\u00e5ng utan v\u00e4nner, ringer och vi pratar bort en stund medans jag v\u00e4ntar p\u00e5 posten som dock inte kommer. F\u00f6rmiddagen g\u00e5r p\u00e5 det d\u00e4r viset, eller rusar \u00e4r kanske mer korrekt. Han utan v\u00e4nner vill ha n\u00e5gonstans att spela in sina nya hitl\u00e5tar. Jag vill inte spela in n\u00e5gon annan \u00e4n mig sj\u00e4lv. Aldrig m\u00f6tas de tu. Tur att studion \u00e4r ur funktion. Men vi avhandlar inte det d\u00e4r. Pratar \u00e5lderdom och P4 och P3 och bokstavskombinationer och toppar med halka f\u00f6r bussar och f\u00f6r folk. God jul avslutar. Den f\u00f6rsta helgh\u00e4lsningen f\u00f6r s\u00e4songen. Bara s\u00e5d\u00e4r liksom. Utifall vi inte h\u00f6rs innan. Hela samtalet bara g\u00e5r och g\u00e5r utan avbrott. Ett trendbrott kanske. Det var v\u00e4ldigt l\u00e4nge sedan ett samtal p\u00e5 mer \u00e4n sex ju minuter fick vara uppkopplat i ytterligare lika l\u00e5ng tid. Men under sker tydligen \u00e4ven i Telias n\u00e4t nu f\u00f6r tiden.<\/p>\n<p>En lunch p\u00e5 mackor f\u00e5r det bli. R\u00f6kt kaviar p\u00e5 tub som p\u00e5l\u00e4gg. Inga fiskar har kommit i n\u00e4rheten av den tubens inneh\u00e5ll &#8211; det kan jag garantera. Ingen bra lunch s\u00e5klart, men snabb\u00e4ten. Nallar lite skumtomtar i frugans r\u00f6da burk efter att diskmaskinen \u00e4r urplockad och p\u00e5fylld. Ja de \u00e4r egentligen hennes allesammans och varenda en av de d\u00e4r skumtomtarna. Det \u00e4r hon som gillar dem. Men i brist p\u00e5 annat duger de f\u00f6r mig ocks\u00e5. F\u00e5r v\u00e4l k\u00f6pa en ny burk till henne. En stor. En \u00f6ppnad burk varar n\u00e4mligen s\u00e4rdeles kort tid i det h\u00e4r huset. Och det beror inte p\u00e5 frun.<\/p>\n<p>Jag borde ha gett mig ut p\u00e5 en skogspromenad idag. \u00a0Men nu k\u00e4nns det som om allt jobb jag borde gjort redan idag fortfarande \u00e4r ogjort. Det f\u00e5 bli imorgon. M\u00e5ste komma ig\u00e5ng med de d\u00e4r sk\u00f6na turerna igen. De hj\u00e4lper upp tillvaron p\u00e5 alla s\u00e4tt och vis.<\/p>\n<p>Jaha d\u00e5 m\u00e5r man illa d\u00e5. Kaffe och femton skumtomtar ger den effekten. Finns ingen att skylla p\u00e5 s\u00e5ledes. Men som de gamla vikingarna f\u00e5r man v\u00e4l g\u00e5 in p\u00e5 toaletten och kaskadspy upp de s\u00f6dertuggade sega r\u00f6dluvade och sen h\u00e4mta sig en till n\u00e4ve och b\u00f6rja om igen. Eller skita i det. H\u00e4lla upp lite mer kaffe och hoppas att det d\u00e4r illam\u00e5endet ger med sig efter hand som magsyror \u00e4ter i sig s\u00f6dertuggat. Ja det f\u00e5r nog bli s\u00e5 det blir. H\u00e4r skall arbetas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jag skriver n\u00e4sta veckas kr\u00f6nika p\u00e5 morgonen. Toppar den med en pressrelease och svarar p\u00e5 ett trettiotal mail. Han och hans v\u00e4nner, fast denna g\u00e5ng utan v\u00e4nner, ringer och vi pratar bort en stund medans jag v\u00e4ntar p\u00e5 posten som dock inte kommer. F\u00f6rmiddagen g\u00e5r p\u00e5 det d\u00e4r viset, eller rusar \u00e4r kanske mer korrekt. 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