{"id":15138,"date":"2014-10-21T23:16:53","date_gmt":"2014-10-21T22:16:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/?p=15138"},"modified":"2014-10-21T23:16:53","modified_gmt":"2014-10-21T22:16:53","slug":"bjornmote-hostmote-igen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=15138","title":{"rendered":"Bj\u00f6rnm\u00f6te, h\u00f6stm\u00f6te, igen."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Helspalt_bj%C3%B6rn_SW.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15139\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Helspalt_bj%C3%B6rn_SW.jpg?resize=416%2C276\" alt=\"Helspalt_bj\u00f6rn_SW\" width=\"416\" height=\"276\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>S\u00e5 pl\u00f6tsligt st\u00e5r den d\u00e4r bj\u00f6rnen och g\u00f6r det p\u00e5 min och bara min stig. Det \u00e4r bara tio meter mellan oss. Ingen har m\u00e4rkt den andre f\u00f6r backen jag g\u00e5r upp f\u00f6r har hindrat b\u00e5de ljud och doft och syn. Det \u00e4r en stor hanne. En grymhanne. Ett halvt ton v\u00e4ger han s\u00e4kert. Han reser sig upp. Tittar p\u00e5 mig och jag som redan st\u00e5r upp tittar tillbaks. Det finns liksom inget annat man kan g\u00f6ra. Springa d\u00e4rifr\u00e5n, nehejdu. S\u00e5 st\u00e5r vi d\u00e4r. En bra stund. N\u00e5gra minuter s\u00e4kert. \u00d6ga mot \u00f6ga. Testar varandras mod liksom. Jag h\u00e5ller k\u00e4ften, men undertecknad klara inte av att h\u00e5lla k\u00e4ften n\u00e5gon l\u00e4ngre tid, och dessutom \u00e4r jag pissn\u00f6dig, s\u00e5 till slut blir jag tvungen att rikta uppmaningen<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;nu f\u00e5r du ge dig&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>till gymhannen. Det \u00e4r d\u00e5 det h\u00e4nder. \u00a0Han reser ragg, f\u00e5r n\u00e5got slags vansinne i \u00f6gonen och faller ner p\u00e5 alla fyra samtidigt som han b\u00f6rjar rusa emot mig. Ja vad g\u00f6r man? Springer ifr\u00e5n den g\u00f6r man ju inte. Spela d\u00f6d verkar ju l\u00f6jligt. S\u00e5 f\u00f6r en g\u00e5ng skull vaknar lite j\u00e4vlar anamma i mig ocks\u00e5 och jag t\u00e4nker p\u00e5 det d\u00e4r l\u00f6ftet jag en g\u00e5ng gav till han\/hon\/det\/gud. Leva tills jag d\u00f6r. Ja, det h\u00e4r kan v\u00e4l vara ett s\u00e5dant tillf\u00e4lle lika bra som ett annat. S\u00e5 jag rusar mot grymhannen precis p\u00e5 samma s\u00e4tt som han rusar emot mig. Ja jag blir rent utav f\u00f6rbannad d\u00e4r i skogen. Och under n\u00e5gra sekunder som k\u00e4nns som timmar rusar vi d\u00e5 mot varandra bj\u00f6rn och ocool gubbe. Och n\u00e4r doften av bj\u00f6rnen n\u00e5r min n\u00e4sa, precis n\u00e4r vi skall ryka ihop som tv\u00e5 galna varelser i universum, d\u00e5 sv\u00e4nger bj\u00f6rnen av och springer till skogs &#8211; 1-0 till ocool gubbe. Man kan lugnt pissa segrarens piss d\u00e4r p\u00e5 bj\u00f6rnens plats och vandra hem till stort gult hus p\u00e5 kulle och programmera vidare. En del s\u00e4ger att det \u00e4r i stan det h\u00e4nder. Pyttsan&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S\u00e5 pl\u00f6tsligt st\u00e5r den d\u00e4r bj\u00f6rnen och g\u00f6r det p\u00e5 min och bara min stig. Det \u00e4r bara tio meter mellan oss. Ingen har m\u00e4rkt den andre f\u00f6r backen jag g\u00e5r upp f\u00f6r har hindrat b\u00e5de ljud och doft och syn. Det \u00e4r en stor hanne. En grymhanne. Ett halvt ton v\u00e4ger han s\u00e4kert. 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