{"id":15039,"date":"2014-10-05T23:05:39","date_gmt":"2014-10-05T22:05:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/?p=15039"},"modified":"2014-10-05T23:05:39","modified_gmt":"2014-10-05T22:05:39","slug":"vi-ar-en-samling-javligt-korkade-manniskor-i-mitt-skra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=15039","title":{"rendered":"Vi \u00e4r en samling j\u00e4vligt korkade m\u00e4nniskor i mitt skr\u00e5."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/sedlar.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4247\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/sedlar.jpg?resize=480%2C338\" alt=\"sedlar\" width=\"480\" height=\"338\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dags att ge sig om man skall komma upp imorgon. En helg har rasat iv\u00e4g igen i en grisblink. Jag som hade trott att jag skulle hinna s\u00e5 mycket, komma n\u00e4rmare &#8220;klar&#8221;, har knappt r\u00f6rt mig ur fl\u00e4cken och \u00e4nd\u00e5 s\u00e5 har jag d\u00e5 suttit h\u00e4r och knappat i anletes svett som det nu heter. Gudarna skall veta att det finns h\u00e5rdare arbeten \u00e4n att vara programmerare. D\u00e4r kan man inte yvas. Men det sliter \u00e4nd\u00e5 allt det h\u00e4r t\u00e4nkandet ocks\u00e5 p\u00e5 sitt s\u00e4tt. Tr\u00f6ttar ut huvud. Men ett riktigt jobb, nej, det \u00e4r det inte.<\/p>\n<p>S\u00e5 kod \u00e5ker iv\u00e4g till servrar i USA. Det \u00e4r lite l\u00f6jligt att allt h\u00e4nder d\u00e4r borta. Sourceforge, Github. De borde ha kunnat uppst\u00e5 i Europa. Eller varf\u00f6r inte i Asien. Men om de g\u00f6r det s\u00e5 \u00e4r det liksom inte p\u00e5 riktigt p\u00e5 n\u00e5got vis. Vi \u00e4r en samling j\u00e4vligt korkade m\u00e4nniskor i mitt skr\u00e5. Antagligen de dummaste p\u00e5 hela planeten. Dessutom \u00e4r det s\u00e5 att de som anser sig vara mest smarta \u00e4r de mest korkade. Men det g\u00e4ller s\u00e5klart inte bara i v\u00e5r bransch. Det \u00e4r en av de f\u00e5 absoluta sanningarna i v\u00e4rlden. De \u00e4r inte m\u00e5nga. Men se d\u00e4r en.<\/p>\n<p>Minnet \u00e4r i botten p\u00e5 min maskin just nu. Allt \u00e4r utnyttjat. Processorn g\u00e5r p\u00e5 hundra procent. &#8220;Det rullar&#8221; skulle Persson ha sagt. Men jag skiter s\u00e5klart i b\u00e5de Persson och i en \u00f6verbelastad dator just nu. Jag g\u00e5r uppf\u00f6r trapporna, borstar mina t\u00e4nder och njutl\u00e4ser ett kapitel i min goda tjocka bok. Ja, man kan antagligen inte ha det mycket b\u00e4ttre \u00e4n vad jag har det. Eller ocks\u00e5 \u00e4r det tv\u00e4rt om. Skitsamma egentligen f\u00f6r ocks\u00e5 det \u00e4r v\u00e4l en relativ f\u00f6reteelse. Man f\u00e5r g\u00f6ra sitt och g\u00f6ra det s\u00e5 gott man kan. Ramlar det in 200 miljoner dollar en dag s\u00e5 f\u00e5r man v\u00e4l hitta p\u00e5 n\u00e5got med dem ocks\u00e5. Vad har man f\u00f6r val egentligen. Vandrar Ebola in i Europa spelar inget av de d\u00f6r gr\u00f6na sedlarna minsta lilla roll. Se d\u00e4r. mer perspektiv p\u00e5 tillvaron. God natt!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dags att ge sig om man skall komma upp imorgon. En helg har rasat iv\u00e4g igen i en grisblink. Jag som hade trott att jag skulle hinna s\u00e5 mycket, komma n\u00e4rmare &#8220;klar&#8221;, har knappt r\u00f6rt mig ur fl\u00e4cken och \u00e4nd\u00e5 s\u00e5 har jag d\u00e5 suttit h\u00e4r och knappat i anletes svett som det nu heter. 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