{"id":13511,"date":"2014-06-11T21:41:17","date_gmt":"2014-06-11T20:41:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/?p=13511"},"modified":"2015-09-08T16:25:38","modified_gmt":"2015-09-08T15:25:38","slug":"en-huggorm-pa-kontoret","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=13511","title":{"rendered":"En huggorm p\u00e5 kontoret"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/huggorm.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-13512 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/huggorm.jpg?resize=400%2C236\" alt=\"huggorm\" width=\"400\" height=\"236\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Katten kommer in genom min \u00f6ppna d\u00f6rr till kontoret idag just n\u00e4r \u00e5skan b\u00f6rjar mullra d\u00e4r ute. I munnen har hon en huggorm. Den lever, men hon blir inte biten f\u00f6r hon h\u00e5ller den strax bakom huvudet. Den vrider sig som en mask i hennes gap. Den kluvna tungan far nerv\u00f6st in och ut i dess mun. Jag skriker s\u00e5klart<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;ut med dig, UT MED DIG!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>och ut springer s\u00e5klart katten men huggormen l\u00e4mnar hon kvar p\u00e5 mitt kontor. S\u00e5 d\u00e4r sitter jag i min stol med en huggorm tre meter bort fr\u00e5n mig, n\u00e4r samma huggorm best\u00e4mmer sig f\u00f6r att b\u00f6rjar krypa mot mig. Snabbt b\u00f6rjar den r\u00f6ra sig dessutom. Varf\u00f6r den f\u00e5r f\u00f6r sig att krypa emot mig har jag ingen aning om. H\u00e4r finns 250 kvadratmeter kontor och nog fasiken finns det andra riktningar \u00e4n mot mig som en av katt nyss inplockad huggorm kan krypa \u00e5t. S\u00e5 f\u00f6tterna \u00e5ker kvickt upp fr\u00e5n golvet och huggormen passerar snabbt under stolen och f\u00f6rsvinner bakom den in i ett av sk\u00e5pen med komponenter och sen syns den inte till mer.<\/p>\n<p>Nu har det g\u00e5tt n\u00e5gra timmar och huggormen har \u00e4nnu inte setts till. \u00c5skan har passerat p\u00e5 v\u00e4g mot nya offer. Jag jobbar vidare. \u00a0Imorgon \u00a0skall ringa till Elton och tala om att jag \u00e4ntligen f\u00e5tt en polare h\u00e4r p\u00e5 kontoret. D\u00e5 kommer han att bli glad.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Katten kommer in genom min \u00f6ppna d\u00f6rr till kontoret idag just n\u00e4r \u00e5skan b\u00f6rjar mullra d\u00e4r ute. I munnen har hon en huggorm. Den lever, men hon blir inte biten f\u00f6r hon h\u00e5ller den strax bakom huvudet. Den vrider sig som en mask i hennes gap. 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