{"id":13479,"date":"2014-06-10T21:51:13","date_gmt":"2014-06-10T20:51:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/?p=13479"},"modified":"2014-06-10T21:56:41","modified_gmt":"2014-06-10T20:56:41","slug":"javla-forbannade-sega-skit-windows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=13479","title":{"rendered":"J\u00e4vla f\u00f6rbannade sega skit-windows"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/149781984_1356269811.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-13480\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/149781984_1356269811-1024x640.jpg?resize=580%2C363\" alt=\"149781984_1356269811\" width=\"580\" height=\"363\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/149781984_1356269811.jpg?resize=1024%2C640&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/149781984_1356269811.jpg?resize=300%2C187&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/149781984_1356269811.jpg?resize=480%2C300&amp;ssl=1 480w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/149781984_1356269811.jpg?w=1160&amp;ssl=1 1160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/149781984_1356269811.jpg?w=1740&amp;ssl=1 1740w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Man \u00e4r klar med det d\u00e4r stora jobbet. Nu j\u00e4vlar skall man f\u00e5 tid f\u00f6r lite egna grejer. S\u00e5 man b\u00f6rjar jobba. Men helvete vad seg den d\u00e4r f\u00f6rbannade Windowsburken \u00e4r nu igen d\u00e5. Aldrig Linuxmaskinen, den som st\u00e5r bredvid, den bara k\u00f6r p\u00e5 som den alltid gjort. Det h\u00e4nder aldrig d\u00e4r. Alltid \u00e4r det den d\u00e4r f\u00f6rbannade Windowsburken som sirapen samlas i. Ett \u00e5r h\u00e5ller Windows 7 sen m\u00e5ste man installera om aset. Jad\u00e5 det \u00e4r b\u00e4ttre \u00e4n det var f\u00f6rr. Men \u00e4nd\u00e5. Det tar tv\u00e5 dagar att f\u00e5 till en n\u00e5gots\u00e5n\u00e4r anv\u00e4ndbar milj\u00f6 igen. Tv\u00e5 bortkastade dagar som man kunde gjort riktiga grejer p\u00e5. Och javisst skulle man k\u00f6pa en disk d\u00e4r man hade ett vanilla system p\u00e5 och bara kunde tjoffa dit det igen, men med veckovisa, m\u00e5nadsvisa uppdateringar av programvaror s\u00e5 h\u00e5ller inte det heller. Man f\u00e5r \u00e4nd\u00e5 sitta d\u00e4r och greja och installera som en vansinnig datoromstartnings- och \u00a0CD inmatningsmaskin.<\/p>\n<p>Visst jag har m\u00e4ngder av programvaror p\u00e5 min maskin. Men jag beh\u00f6ver det f\u00f6r jag jobbar med en j\u00e4kla massa saker. Och nyinstallerade s\u00e5 fungerar alla de d\u00e4r grejerna som de skall. Det \u00e4r efter en tid som gyttjan smyger sig p\u00e5 och sen liksom lamsl\u00e5r hela maskinen som om den inte orkar mer och man sitter d\u00e4r och sv\u00e4r \u00e5t aset och \u00f6nskar Microsoft och Bill Gates och hela j\u00e4vla Redmod \u00e5t helvete. Bill har f\u00f6rresten gjort gott p\u00e5 sistone s\u00e5 han \u00e4r f\u00f6rl\u00e5ten, men resten av det d\u00e4r f\u00f6rbannade skitst\u00e4llets personal skall in i stupstocken f\u00f6r det h\u00e4r.<\/p>\n<p>Och s\u00e5 \u00f6nskar man s\u00e5klart att inte alla andra k\u00f6rde det d\u00e4r f\u00f6rbannade j\u00e4vla skitoperativsystemet s\u00e5 att man slapp jobba i den d\u00e4r milj\u00f6n. Men det g\u00f6r ju alla s\u00e5klart lik f\u00f6rbannat, s\u00e5 d\u00e4r sitter man. Formatterandes, installerandes, installerandes i all o\u00e4ndlighet, amen, och med en halv dags installerande ytterligare uppep\u00e5 det. Konstant sv\u00e4rande dessutom s\u00e5klart \u00f6ver Redmonds oduglighet tills allt \u00e4r p\u00e5 plats efter tv\u00e5 intensiva dygn med f\u00f6r lite s\u00f6mn och man skall f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka hitta den d\u00e4r tr\u00e5den som l\u00e5g d\u00e4r som en gata av guld framf\u00f6r en f\u00f6r tv\u00e5 dagar sedan men nu mer liknar en oinspierande bl\u00f6t toalettpappersrulle. S\u00e5 man sv\u00e4r p\u00e5 Windosprogrammerare, p\u00e5 Redmond, Seattle, alla Amerikaner och hela j\u00e4vla mjukvaruindustrin i ett par timmar f\u00f6r att toppa den d\u00e4r v\u00e4rdel\u00f6sa bortkastade tiden med n\u00e5got \u00e4nnu onyttigare som lite str\u00f6ssel uppep\u00e5 meningsl\u00f6sheterna.<\/p>\n<p>Efter det \u00e4r man ganska n\u00f6jd, man tycker n\u00e4stan om den d\u00e4r skiten, \u00a0tills n\u00e4sta \u00e5r d\u00e5 proceduren upprepas igen. I alla fall om man hittar tr\u00e5den igen.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man \u00e4r klar med det d\u00e4r stora jobbet. Nu j\u00e4vlar skall man f\u00e5 tid f\u00f6r lite egna grejer. S\u00e5 man b\u00f6rjar jobba. Men helvete vad seg den d\u00e4r f\u00f6rbannade Windowsburken \u00e4r nu igen d\u00e5. Aldrig Linuxmaskinen, den som st\u00e5r bredvid, den bara k\u00f6r p\u00e5 som den alltid gjort. Det h\u00e4nder aldrig d\u00e4r. Alltid \u00e4r det [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betraktelser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1724,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=1724","url_meta":{"origin":13479,"position":0},"title":"Det kreativa helvetet!","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2012-10-15","format":false,"excerpt":"Jag tycker jag \u00e4r ganska bra p\u00e5 att bli klar med saker. \u00c4nd\u00e5 har jag m\u00e4ngder av of\u00e4rdiga projekt. 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