{"id":13467,"date":"2014-06-10T15:20:08","date_gmt":"2014-06-10T14:20:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/?p=13467"},"modified":"2015-12-29T18:15:02","modified_gmt":"2015-12-29T17:15:02","slug":"tulpinen-och-kronofogden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=13467","title":{"rendered":"Tulpinen och kronofogden"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Lupiner-Island_BHL_590pix.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-13468 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Lupiner-Island_BHL_590pix.jpg?resize=580%2C287\" alt=\"Lupiner, Island_BHL_590pix\" width=\"580\" height=\"287\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Tulpiner var det n\u00e5got av barnen som kallade Lupinerna. Det namnet har fastat hos mig sedan dess och jag anv\u00e4nder ben\u00e4mningen Tulpiner lika ofta som Lupiner f\u00f6r dessa Amerikaner. Ibland vet jag faktiskt inte vilket som \u00e4r det riktiga. Lite som Svante Turesson eller Ture Svantesson. B\u00f6rjar man fundera s\u00e5 blir det f\u00f6rbannat sv\u00e5rt.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00e4r vi flyttade hit f\u00f6rs\u00f6kte vi f\u00e5 de att ta sig p\u00e5 det st\u00e4lle vi bodde p\u00e5 d\u00e5. Men icke. De ville inte. Amerikaner i skepnaden Tulpiner\/Lupiner, beh\u00f6ver vilda v\u00e4stern f\u00f6r att trivas. De skall st\u00e5 i sanden efter v\u00e4garna, d\u00e4r pr\u00e4stkragar och bl\u00e5klockor f\u00f6rr trivdes och d\u00e4r de tr\u00e4nger bort de d\u00e4r sk\u00f6naste med den starkes r\u00e4tt och p\u00e5 samma s\u00e4tt som vilda v\u00e4sterns Amerikaner gjorde det med indianerna.<\/p>\n<p>Men visst \u00e4r de vackra. Vackra p\u00e5 det d\u00e4r l\u00e4ttintagliga s\u00e4ttet. Fotomodells\u00e4ttet. Amerikanskt tydligt, stort och skrytsamt. Man m\u00e5ste vara d\u00f6d f\u00f6r att inte uppskatta dem. \u00a0Men jag gillar det sublima mer utan att utesluta dem. Det \u00e4r bara s\u00e5. S\u00e5 varje bl\u00e5klocka, pr\u00e4stkrage och allt vad de nu heter som v\u00e4xer bredvid smultronst\u00e4nglarna fyller den o-coole gubbens hj\u00e4rta med v\u00e4rme som de sj\u00e4lvklara inte kan konkurrera med. De lever ocks\u00e5 h\u00e4r p\u00e5 g\u00e5rden i sitt lilla indianreservat s\u00e5klart. F\u00f6rsupna p\u00e5 g\u00f6dning javisst, med vid liv. Dit n\u00e5r inte Tulpinerna levandes, de som det finns m\u00e4ngder av h\u00e4r p\u00e5 den gamla skolg\u00e5rd som de har invaderat och gjort till sin egen. Sand och singel. Den vildaste av alla vilda v\u00e4sterns.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00e4r vi flyttade ifr\u00e5n det andra huset. Det som Kronofogden &#8220;tog hand om&#8221; efter konkursen, tittade en liten f\u00f6rskr\u00e4ckt Tulpin upp ur jorden lite f\u00f6rsiktigt d\u00e4r uppe. D\u00e5 f\u00f6rst var v\u00e4l klimatet tillr\u00e4ckligt kyligt och j\u00e4vligt f\u00f6r en Amerikan att vara med och leka. Med pickadollerna laddade stod den d\u00e4r som den v\u00e4rsta revolverkvinna. Redo att p\u00e5 Amerikanskt vis skippa r\u00e4ttvisa med kulor fr\u00e5n sina tv\u00e5 sexskjutare. Men jag pratade lugnt med den &#8211; &#8220;L\u00e5t idioterna spela sitt eget spel, det \u00e4r bara pengar \u00e4nd\u00e5 och \u00a0ett hus \u00e4r bara ett hus och inte ens det f\u00f6r en bank som skiter ocks\u00e5 det om bara principen, den viktiga principen f\u00e5r g\u00e4lla i evinnerlig tid. Amen&#8221;. Och med det l\u00e4t den sig n\u00f6ja. Och jag med. N\u00e4sta \u00e5r stod de f\u00f6rsta av hennes v\u00e4ninnor och vaktade hela sommaren utanf\u00f6r v\u00e5rt hus h\u00e4r p\u00e5 kullen. Varje sommar efter det ocks\u00e5 med pistolerna skjutklara och redo att avfyras om behov uppst\u00e5r. Eftersom \u00e5ren har g\u00e5tt har de blivit fler och deras m\u00e4n, revolverm\u00e4nnen har anslutit sig. Det \u00e4r bra och tryggt och lugnt tycker ocool gubbe som bor p\u00e5 en kulle i Lo(o)s.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tulpiner var det n\u00e5got av barnen som kallade Lupinerna. Det namnet har fastat hos mig sedan dess och jag anv\u00e4nder ben\u00e4mningen Tulpiner lika ofta som Lupiner f\u00f6r dessa Amerikaner. Ibland vet jag faktiskt inte vilket som \u00e4r det riktiga. Lite som Svante Turesson eller Ture Svantesson. B\u00f6rjar man fundera s\u00e5 blir det f\u00f6rbannat sv\u00e5rt. N\u00e4r [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betraktelser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7227,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=7227","url_meta":{"origin":13467,"position":0},"title":"M\u00e5sskit","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2013-05-10","format":false,"excerpt":"M\u00e5sarna nattsjunger utanf\u00f6r mitt f\u00f6nster h\u00e4r p\u00e5 l\u00e5tsaskontoret. 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