{"id":13329,"date":"2014-06-01T19:26:42","date_gmt":"2014-06-01T18:26:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/?p=13329"},"modified":"2014-06-01T20:31:52","modified_gmt":"2014-06-01T19:31:52","slug":"13329","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=13329","title":{"rendered":"Varf\u00f6r Jiao blir Janice och kretskort blir kretskort"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/kretskort.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13330\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/kretskort.jpg?resize=275%2C183\" alt=\"kretskort\" width=\"275\" height=\"183\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>F\u00f6r f\u00f6rsta g\u00e5ngen p\u00e5 mycket l\u00e4nge s\u00e5 b\u00f6rjar det suga i studiotarmen. Allts\u00e5 m\u00e5ste jag snart s\u00e4tta mig d\u00e4r inne och g\u00f6ra det man g\u00f6r d\u00e4r inne. Att det \u00e4r &#8220;musik&#8221; jag kreerar \u00e4r m\u00f6jligen kanske en aning \u00f6verdrivet uttryckt i sammanhanget, det inst\u00e4mmer s\u00e4kert b\u00e5de dragspelaren och poeten i, men gl\u00e4dje d\u00e5, ett fyrverkeri av gl\u00e4dje, h\u00f6r man inte den i mitt skrammel s\u00e5 \u00e4r man dum i huvudet eller ocks\u00e5 v\u00e4ljer man att inte ens lyssna f\u00f6r att man som huvuddumma g\u00f6r redan vet att det inte \u00e4r n\u00e5got att lyssna p\u00e5, allts\u00e5 det ultimata tecknet p\u00e5 att man \u00e4r riktigt dum i huvudet.<\/p>\n<p>Men en underbar dag ute har g\u00e5tt mot sitt slut i bem\u00e4rkelsen &#8220;ute&#8221;. Jag har flyttat in p\u00e5 kontoret igen. Alla f\u00f6nster \u00e4r \u00f6ppna. F\u00e5gels\u00e5ng d\u00e4r ute. Ljumma vindar ocks\u00e5 in p\u00e5 dammigt kontor.\u00a0 Det d\u00e4r dammiga \u00e4r inte Kurts fel. Han k\u00f6r omkring h\u00e4r som en uppladdad vettvilling utan m\u00e5l de flesta dagar eller i alla fall s\u00e5 l\u00e4nge hans batterier r\u00e4cker eller tills en sladd &#8211; och det finns det m\u00e5nga av h\u00e4r &#8211; s\u00e4tter stopp f\u00f6r hans &#8211; robotdammsugarens &#8211; framfart. Nej det dammiga kommer sig av min avsaknad av damning. Ja, f\u00f6rs\u00f6k sj\u00e4lv n\u00e4r det st\u00e5r en elektronikpryl eller ligger ett kretskort p\u00e5 i princip varje ledig yta. H\u00e4r \u00e4r det inte l\u00e4tt att damma. S\u00e5 \u00e4r det bara. Men med korsdrag l\u00f6ser det d\u00e4r sig p\u00e5 b\u00e4sta s\u00e4tt. M\u00e5nga korsdrag skall det bli i sommar och d\u00e4rmed dammfritt till h\u00f6sten.<\/p>\n<p>Men nu skall jag cadda kretskort tills f\u00f6nstren inte g\u00e5r att h\u00e5lla \u00f6ppna l\u00e4ngre. Det \u00e4r nu och h\u00e4r dr\u00f6mmar b\u00f6rjar realiseras f\u00f6r s\u00e5dana som mig. F\u00f6rst ligger de d\u00e4r i huvudet och mognar till sig lite som en tomat ungef\u00e4r som g\u00e5r fr\u00e5n gr\u00f6n till r\u00f6dfl\u00e4ckig \u00f6ver till helr\u00f6d, sen ner p\u00e5 papper f\u00f6r att se om det man funderat p\u00e5 verkligen borde f\u00e5 f\u00f6das, och sen in i ritprogrammet och iv\u00e4g till Kina f\u00f6r tillverkning. Ja, sen v\u00e4ntar man n\u00e5gra veckor p\u00e5 det d\u00e4r paketet som v\u00e5r suver\u00e4ne lantbrevb\u00e4rare levererar, eller f\u00f6r att inte vara en skitskalle, n\u00e5n av dem, f\u00f6r de kan vara flera, fast p\u00e5 olika dar, alla hur bra som helst. Sen l\u00f6da ihop och testa och i b\u00e4sta fall \u00e4r n\u00e5got nytt f\u00f6tt som inte har n\u00e5gra st\u00f6rre defekter. I det l\u00e4get \u00e5terst\u00e5r bara att ge den d\u00e4r grejen en hj\u00e4rna, skriva koden, fixa manualer, testprogram och en massa, massa saker i en o\u00e4ndlig r\u00e4cka som \u00e4r l\u00e4ngre \u00e4n man v\u00e5gar och orkar t\u00e4nka p\u00e5 n\u00e4r man startade det d\u00e4r projektet. I b\u00e4ste fall blir det allts\u00e5 &#8220;klart&#8221; ocks\u00e5 n\u00e5gonstans d\u00e4r borta. D\u00e5 b\u00f6rjar man med n\u00e4sta. K\u00f6r bara. Men ikv\u00e4ll allts\u00e5 cadda kort. Kineserna \u00e4r f\u00f6rberedda. I mitt fall heter den d\u00e4r f\u00f6rberedde Kinesen Janice. Janice heter hon d\u00e4rf\u00f6r att hennes riktiga namn Wu Zhou Jiao \u00e4r sv\u00e5rt att komma ih\u00e5g och sv\u00e5rt att k\u00f6nsbest\u00e4mma f\u00f6r en dum v\u00e4sterl\u00e4nning. D\u00e4rf\u00f6r f\u00e5r Jiao bli Janice &#8211; l\u00e5ter lika &#8211; n\u00e4r man pratar med de d\u00e4r barbarerna i v\u00e4st, de som jag allts\u00e5 ocks\u00e5 \u00e4r en del av. Men Janice \u00e4r bra. S\u00e5 \u00e4r det.<\/p>\n<p>Men cadda var det allts\u00e5.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>F\u00f6r f\u00f6rsta g\u00e5ngen p\u00e5 mycket l\u00e4nge s\u00e5 b\u00f6rjar det suga i studiotarmen. Allts\u00e5 m\u00e5ste jag snart s\u00e4tta mig d\u00e4r inne och g\u00f6ra det man g\u00f6r d\u00e4r inne. Att det \u00e4r &#8220;musik&#8221; jag kreerar \u00e4r m\u00f6jligen kanske en aning \u00f6verdrivet uttryckt i sammanhanget, det inst\u00e4mmer s\u00e4kert b\u00e5de dragspelaren och poeten i, men gl\u00e4dje d\u00e5, ett fyrverkeri [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betraktelser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":17647,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=17647","url_meta":{"origin":13329,"position":0},"title":"Pust fr\u00e4s och oj.","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2015-04-21","format":false,"excerpt":"Jag tycker det skall ta ungef\u00e4r en dag att fixa. 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