{"id":12749,"date":"2014-04-08T19:24:14","date_gmt":"2014-04-08T18:24:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/?p=12749"},"modified":"2018-02-24T14:44:02","modified_gmt":"2018-02-24T13:44:02","slug":"den-gamla-vasen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=12749","title":{"rendered":"Den gamla vasen"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Den gamla vasen jag \u00e4rver efter en faster visar sig vara v\u00e4rd en bra bit \u00f6ver trehundratusen. Japp, 300 000. M\u00e5nga nollor till och med i min v\u00e4rld. T\u00e4nk om min faster vetat. Eller kanske visste hon – men jag tror inte det. S\u00e5 vad g\u00f6r man? S\u00e4ljer eller beh\u00e5ller? Man kan resa l\u00e5ngt och dricka god whisky f\u00f6r den pengen. Elefanter och giraffer \u00e4r definitivt inom r\u00e4ckh\u00e5ll. Eller\u00a0Shenzhen. Boka en container och dra dit och fylla den. Australien, nya Zeeland. Inka, pyramider, mer av Kalifornien och USA, sol och v\u00e5gor. Sydafrika och Kap Horn och kall \u00f6l som \u00e4r ljummen men god \u00e4nd\u00e5. Eller k\u00f6pa en segelb\u00e5t och dra iv\u00e4g fast man inte kan segla. Man l\u00e4r sig v\u00e4l om man m\u00e5ste, eller f\u00e5r ropa “mayday, mayday” p\u00e5 rytande \u00f6ppet hav och skjuta r\u00f6tt fyrverkeri och hoppas att n\u00e5gon h\u00f6r eller ser och hj\u00e4lper innan havet slukar en och g\u00f6r slut p\u00e5 allt.<\/p>\n

Eller ocks\u00e5 beh\u00e5ller man den. L\u00e5ter den g\u00e5 i arv tills n\u00e5gon sl\u00e5r s\u00f6nder den av misstag eller m\u00e5ste s\u00e4lja den f\u00f6r att kassakistan \u00e4r tom. Eller ocks\u00e5 g\u00e5r man ut och st\u00e4ller den p\u00e5 staketet. L\u00e5nar grannens \u00e4lgstudsare, laddar, l\u00e4gger an mot axeln, och skjuter den i trehundratusen enkronasbitar med en \u00e4kta \u00e4lgstudsarsm\u00e4ll s\u00e5 folket i Lo(o)s tror att han den o-coole gubben i det stora gula huset p\u00e5 kullen \u00a0fyller j\u00e4mt eller har tr\u00f6ttnat p\u00e5 livet.<\/p>\n

Eller kanske ge den till Elton n\u00e4sta g\u00e5ng vi ses. Som en present i utbyte mot obegr\u00e4nsad tillg\u00e5ng till porlande v\u00e4lkyld champagne av b\u00e4sta m\u00e4rke. Det t\u00e5l att t\u00e4nkas p\u00e5 det d\u00e4r.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Den gamla vasen jag \u00e4rver efter en faster visar sig vara v\u00e4rd en bra bit \u00f6ver trehundratusen. Japp, 300 000. M\u00e5nga nollor till och med i min v\u00e4rld. T\u00e4nk om min faster vetat. Eller kanske visste hon – men jag tror inte det. S\u00e5 vad g\u00f6r man? S\u00e4ljer eller beh\u00e5ller? 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