{"id":12367,"date":"2014-03-07T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-07T09:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/?p=12367"},"modified":"2014-03-07T10:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-03-07T09:00:00","slug":"wu-zhou-jiao-mailar-mig-pa-morgonen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=12367","title":{"rendered":"Wu Zhou Jiao mailar mig p\u00e5 morgonen."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/781221.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/781221.jpg?resize=500%2C333\" alt=\"781221\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12368\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Wu Zhou Jiao skickar mig ett mail p\u00e5 morgonen. Av n\u00e5gon f\u00f6r mig outgrundig anledning undertecknar hon alla mail med &#8220;Janice&#8221;. Det \u00e4r samma sak med alla kineser. De har ett v\u00e4stanpassat namn ocks\u00e5. Synd tycker jag, Wu Zhou Jiao \u00e4r vackrare. Men problemet \u00e4r s\u00e5klart att fr\u00e5n namnet kan jag med all min okunnighet inte avg\u00f6ra om det \u00e4r en man eller en kvinna jag konverserar med och inte vet jag heller vilken del av det h\u00e4r namnet som \u00e4r familjenamn och personnamn. Kollar upp det s\u00e5klart. &#8220;Jiao&#8221; \u00e4r f\u00f6rnamet. &#8220;Wu&#8221; \u00e4r efternamet. &#8220;Zhou&#8221; \u00e4r generationsnamnet. Vi f\u00f6ruts\u00e4tts vara f\u00f6r sl\u00f6a vi v\u00e4sterl\u00e4nningar f\u00f6r att l\u00e4ra oss och komma ih\u00e5g kinesiska namn, men dom har l\u00e4rt sig &#8220;our way&#8221;. N\u00e5got att ta till sig som v\u00e4sterl\u00e4nning om man vill h\u00e4nga med. Den som \u00e4r intresserad kan l\u00e4sa mer t.ex. h\u00e4r http:\/\/sv.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Kinesiska_namn<\/p>\n<p>Under en meny h\u00e4r i ordbehandlaren tycker jag mig se ett kommando &#8220;s\u00e4rskrivning&#8230;&#8221;. Ett h\u00f6jdarkommando liksom n\u00e4r man vill irritera s\u00e4rskrivningsfascisterna. &#8220;Markera valt avsnitt och klicka p\u00e5 knappen s\u00e5 skapas ett antal l\u00e4mpliga s\u00e4rskrivningar per automatik med garanterad effekt&#8221;. Men \u00f6ppnar jag mina tr\u00f6tta \u00f6gon s\u00e5 st\u00e5r det &#8220;skrivriktning&#8230;&#8221;. Det var allts\u00e5 f\u00f6r bra f\u00f6r att vara sant som vanligt. Men skrivriktning l\u00e5ter sp\u00e4nnande det ocks\u00e5. Kan verkligen inte h\u00e5lla mig fr\u00e5n att testa alternativen &#8220;h\u00f6ger till v\u00e4nster&#8221;\/&#8221;v\u00e4nster till h\u00f6ger&#8221;. Men blir besviken,  de olika alternativen faller tillbaks till &#8220;v\u00e4ster till h\u00f6ger&#8221; hur jag \u00e4n f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker. Kanske m\u00e5ste man f\u00f6rst byta font till en h\u00f6ger v\u00e4nster typ. Sl\u00e4pper det.<\/p>\n<p>Ute bl\u00e5ser det &#8220;sm\u00e4ltasn\u00f6vindar&#8221;. Kanske \u00e4r det f\u00f6r att alla d\u00e4r ute som vill bli f\u00f6rfattare och stj\u00e4rnor och allt vad det \u00e4r &#8211; st\u00f6rre, &#8220;se p\u00e5 mig&#8221;, n\u00e4ra han\/hon\/det\/gud &#8211;  frustrerat suckar n\u00e4r v\u00e4rlden inte f\u00f6rst\u00e5r deras storhet och dr\u00f6mmar sl\u00e5s i kras och splitter och liv blir till helt vanliga &#8220;svenssonliv&#8221; utan annat hopp, i allt det d\u00e4r gr\u00e5, \u00e4n dr\u00f6mmen om en semesterresa till Thailand, precis som den grannen gjorde f\u00f6rra veckan. Japp, det suckas h\u00e5rt i landet att d\u00f6ma av tr\u00e4dens r\u00f6relser. Det trotts det hopp som Fredagen \u00e4nd\u00e5 kan ge de misslyckade, de som ville bli de lyckade.  <\/p>\n<p>Min Marshalltopp fungerar tydligen som den skall meddelar reparat\u00f6r. L\u00e5da slut d\u00e5 tydligen. M\u00e5ste plocka upp och kolla elementen igen. N\u00e5gon m\u00e5ste ha bl\u00e5st dom till helvetet med h\u00e5rd rock fr\u00e5n samma st\u00e4lle. Men sist jag \u00f6ppnade den s\u00e5g allt OK ut. Hmmm&#8230; F\u00e5r k\u00f6pa en till l\u00e5da s\u00e5 man f\u00e5r en stack igen. Bara f\u00f6r h\u00e4ftigheten i att ha en s\u00e5n. Som f\u00f6rr. Fast nu m\u00e5ste jag temafan jobba f\u00f6r br\u00f6det p\u00e5 bordet. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wu Zhou Jiao skickar mig ett mail p\u00e5 morgonen. Av n\u00e5gon f\u00f6r mig outgrundig anledning undertecknar hon alla mail med &#8220;Janice&#8221;. Det \u00e4r samma sak med alla kineser. De har ett v\u00e4stanpassat namn ocks\u00e5. Synd tycker jag, Wu Zhou Jiao \u00e4r vackrare. Men problemet \u00e4r s\u00e5klart att fr\u00e5n namnet kan jag med all min okunnighet [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betraktelser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":13329,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=13329","url_meta":{"origin":12367,"position":0},"title":"Varf\u00f6r Jiao blir Janice och kretskort blir kretskort","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2014-06-01","format":false,"excerpt":"F\u00f6r f\u00f6rsta g\u00e5ngen p\u00e5 mycket l\u00e4nge s\u00e5 b\u00f6rjar det suga i studiotarmen. 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