{"id":12230,"date":"2014-02-26T22:01:14","date_gmt":"2014-02-26T21:01:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/?p=12230"},"modified":"2014-02-26T22:01:14","modified_gmt":"2014-02-26T21:01:14","slug":"en-billig-slampa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=12230","title":{"rendered":"En billig slampa"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"2014-02-26<\/a><\/p>\n

Sedan jag blev kr\u00f6nik\u00f6r i H\u00e4lsingetidningarnas helgbilaga s\u00e5 har jag blivit utsatt f\u00f6r diverse p\u00e5tryckningar h\u00e4r i byn. Belysningssituationen t.ex. Ett hett politiskt spr\u00e4ngstoff. “Borde jag inte ta upp den i en kr\u00f6nika?” Eller avsaknaden av g\u00e5ngbanor f\u00f6r den delen, “vore inte det en f\u00f6rtr\u00e4fflig kr\u00f6nika?”.<\/p>\n

Tyv\u00e4rr har Looslimpans \u00e4gare \u00e4nnu inte kommit med lukrativa erbjudande om gratis limpor under det n\u00e4rmaste \u00e5ret mot att jag n\u00e4mner deras smakfulla produkter s\u00e5d\u00e4r i f\u00f6rbig\u00e5ende, inte heller har LoosTech h\u00f6rt av sig med en gratis NASA-kopierad f\u00f6rslutning i h\u00e5rdaste Titan f\u00f6r mina elektronikprodukter. Inte ens ICA Nickeln g\u00f6r ens en antydan om extra rabatt p\u00e5 toarullarna n\u00e4r jag inhandlar dem d\u00e4r f\u00f6r mina surt f\u00f6rv\u00e4rvade pengar. Dock har Wilmars bagarbod d\u00e5 och d\u00e5, uppmuntrande nog, packat ned en extra semla i p\u00e5sen p\u00e5 senare tid. Naturligtvis s\u00e5 kommer de att n\u00e4mnas i positiva ordalag s\u00e5 fort ett bra tillf\u00e4lle yppar sig d\u00e4r bland orden i kr\u00f6nikan. Var s\u00e5 s\u00e4ker p\u00e5 det. Alla har ett pris och jag \u00e4r egentligen r\u00e4tt billig, lite \u00e5t slampah\u00e5llet, om jag nu inte hade en penis d\u00e5 trotts allt. Men kanske kan man vara slampa med ocks\u00e5. I s\u00e5 fall \u00e4r jag det.<\/p>\n

De \u00f6vriga ombeds sk\u00e4rpa sig. Jag menar detta \u00e4r ju \u00e4nd\u00e5 ett gyllene tillf\u00e4lle att n\u00e5 ut med sina produkter p\u00e5 hela den H\u00e4lsingska marknaden. Det fungerar bra med penningbidrag ocks\u00e5. Jag \u00e4r inte s\u00e5 nogr\u00e4knad i det fallet heller, i alla fall s\u00e5 l\u00e4nge det \u00e4r svarta pengar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sedan jag blev kr\u00f6nik\u00f6r i H\u00e4lsingetidningarnas helgbilaga s\u00e5 har jag blivit utsatt f\u00f6r diverse p\u00e5tryckningar h\u00e4r i byn. Belysningssituationen t.ex. Ett hett politiskt spr\u00e4ngstoff. “Borde jag inte ta upp den i en kr\u00f6nika?” Eller avsaknaden av g\u00e5ngbanor f\u00f6r den delen, “vore inte det en f\u00f6rtr\u00e4fflig kr\u00f6nika?”. Tyv\u00e4rr har Looslimpans \u00e4gare \u00e4nnu inte kommit med lukrativa […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betraktelser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":40210,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=40210","url_meta":{"origin":12230,"position":0},"title":"Nyss","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2021-11-05","format":false,"excerpt":"Photo by Thgusstavo Santana on Pexels.com En spark eller \"spark-spark\" \u00e4r v\u00e4l p\u00e5 sin plats att skicka \u00e5t Hudiksvallsh\u00e5llet. 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