{"id":11893,"date":"2014-02-02T21:43:13","date_gmt":"2014-02-02T20:43:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/?p=11893"},"modified":"2014-02-02T21:43:13","modified_gmt":"2014-02-02T20:43:13","slug":"tupparna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=11893","title":{"rendered":"Tupparna"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Tupp-kval23\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Jag ser dem ibland, “tupparna”. Det \u00e4r n\u00e5got konstigt med dessa varelser som alltid utan undantag \u00e4r herrar. \u00c5ldern kan variera, m\u00f6jligen finns det en \u00f6vervikt mot medel\u00e5lders m\u00e4n. Men de har alla exakt samma beteende.<\/p>\n

Det \u00e4r i mataff\u00e4rerna jag ser dem. De \u00e4r d\u00e4r och handlar med sin fru eller om det nu m\u00f6jligtvis \u00e4r en sambo eller en \u00e4lskarinna och just d\u00e4r \u00e4r de ju precis som vi andra. Men om resten av m\u00e4nskligheten g\u00e5r in i aff\u00e4ren och hj\u00e4lps \u00e5t – om man nu \u00e4r mer \u00e4n en person d\u00e5 s\u00e5klart – att plocka i det som skall handlas i kundvagnen, s\u00e5 \u00e4r “tupparna” bara ledsagare. Ja, alternativa f\u00f6rklaringar skulle kunna vara att de \u00e4r de som har hand om pl\u00e5nboken eller att det \u00e4r de som k\u00f6r bilen till och fr\u00e5n mataff\u00e4ren och att det tar all energi de har. De \u00e4r absolut INTE de som plockar varor i kundvagnar. De g\u00e5r ist\u00e4llet d\u00e4r bredvid eller cirklar runt sin partner och ser lite aff\u00e4rs\u00e4gande ut under vistelsen i aff\u00e4ren. En alternativ f\u00f6rklaring till beteendet skulle kunna vara att de inte \u00e4r betrodde med att utf\u00f6ra den k\u00e4nsliga operationen att ta en ketchup flaska, f\u00f6retr\u00e4desvis av r\u00e4tt sort, och placera den i kundvagnen. Att de \u00e4r lite dumma i huvudet egentligen allts\u00e5.<\/p>\n

De h\u00e4r m\u00e4nnen, “tupparna”, intresserar mig. Deltar de i andra aktiviteter i hemmet. Dammsuger de? Plockar de in disk i diskmaskinen? Lagar de mat? Alla dessa operationer ter sig f\u00f6r mig som vida mycket sv\u00e5rare \u00e4n den att ta den d\u00e4r ketchupflaskan – av r\u00e4tt sort d\u00e5 – och l\u00e4gga den i kundvagnen. Forskningspengar m\u00e5ste fram f\u00f6r att g\u00e5 till botten med dessa m\u00e4ns beteende helt enkelt och m\u00f6jligen m\u00e5ste de f\u00e5 b\u00e5de diagnos och medicin. N\u00e5tt fel eller i alla fall avvikande \u00e4r det definitivt med dem. Kolla in dem sj\u00e4lv n\u00e4sta g\u00e5ng du handlar, de \u00e4r fascinerande att f\u00f6lja, jag lovar!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jag ser dem ibland, “tupparna”. Det \u00e4r n\u00e5got konstigt med dessa varelser som alltid utan undantag \u00e4r herrar. \u00c5ldern kan variera, m\u00f6jligen finns det en \u00f6vervikt mot medel\u00e5lders m\u00e4n. Men de har alla exakt samma beteende. Det \u00e4r i mataff\u00e4rerna jag ser dem. De \u00e4r d\u00e4r och handlar med sin fru eller om det nu […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11893","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betraktelser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":15180,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=15180","url_meta":{"origin":11893,"position":0},"title":"Orden","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2014-10-24","format":false,"excerpt":"Jag gillar att kn\u00e5pa med ord. 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