IKEA med h\u00e4lsporre. Ingen h\u00f6jdare. Kanske inte utan heller, vad vet jag. Men ut kommer vi med en byr\u00e5, fyra lampor, hyllor och diverse sm\u00e5krafs. Offer l\u00e4ggs till mammon i kassan och Ingvar ler d\u00e4r borta i Schweiz n\u00e4r hans liveuppdaterade stapel p\u00e5 v\u00e4ggen dra iv\u00e4g n\u00e5gra millimeter till, upp\u00e5t bara upp\u00e5t, det h\u00e5ll den alltid g\u00e5tt. De m\u00e5nga f\u00f6der f\u00e5. Vi \u00e4r inget undantag.<\/p>\n
N\u00e4r allt \u00e4r packat vill bilen n\u00e4stan inte starta. Men g\u00f6r det n\u00e4r jag svurit \u00e5t han\/hon\/det\/gud\/mammon sju g\u00e5nger och \u00e5kallat \u00e4ven m\u00f6rkare krafter och de offer vi faktiskt nyss gjort till hans\/hons\/dets\/guds\/mammons \u00e4ra. D\u00e5 startar den lila r\u00f6da Franska bilen s\u00e5klart i ren f\u00f6rskr\u00e4ckelse. \u00c4ven sm\u00e5 Franska bilar m\u00e5ste f\u00f6lja universums lagar och inte ta sig allt f\u00f6r stora friheter trotts allt.<\/p>\n
Jag f\u00e5r Sushi som pl\u00e5ster p\u00e5 s\u00e5ren och \u00e4nnu ondare i h\u00e4lsporren efter mer vandring i stad och missar systemet – ingen billig whisky allts\u00e5 – eftersom det st\u00e4nger innan jag hinner in, men hinner i alla fall inhandla en ny kompressor p\u00e5 Jula. Den jag beh\u00f6ver f\u00f6r att en plastbit p\u00e5 min gamla f\u00f6r kanske en och femtio i ental, \u00e4r trasig och reservdelar inte g\u00e5r att inhandla. V\u00e4rlden har blivit m\u00e4rklig och sannolikt \u00e4r det fler staplar som v\u00e4xer p\u00e5 andra kontor, p\u00e5 andra v\u00e4ggar, i andra l\u00e4nder n\u00e4r jag g\u00f6r detta nya k\u00f6p.<\/p>\n
Men vi klarar av allt. Tar oss hem. K\u00f6per ett g\u00e4ng pizzor i Edsbyn. Bor man i Los \u00e4r det s\u00e5 man f\u00e5r jobba. Det \u00e4r en timme till kvar innan vi \u00e4r hemma. Pizzorna \u00e4r kalla n\u00e4r vi n\u00e5r fram s\u00e5 man f\u00e5r v\u00e4rma dem igen v\u00e4l hemma. Sonen p\u00e5st\u00e5r att det \u00e4r s\u00e5 pizzor smakar b\u00e4st. Lite som Mammas k\u00f6ttbullar. Man gillar det man \u00e4r uppv\u00e4xt med.<\/p>\n
Melodifestival n\u00e4r man sjunker ner i den gr\u00f6na soffan. Jag sl\u00e5r \u00f6ver till tv\u00e5an och kollar lite p\u00e5 en dokument\u00e4r om San Franciscos symfoniorkester. Det \u00e4r vacker och intressant och str\u00e5karna helar en sj\u00e4l som blivit lite sargad under dagen men som vanligt pretenti\u00f6st s\u00e5 det svider Ubermenchen i farten.. S\u00e5 jag sl\u00e5r \u00f6ver till Melodifestivalen och hatar el\u00e4ndet en stund. Verkligen hatar skiten. Det \u00e4r sk\u00f6nt att hata. Andra vill ha det h\u00e4r. Det \u00e4r OK f\u00f6r mig, s\u00e5 l\u00e4nge jag f\u00e5r sitta d\u00e4r och klaga p\u00e5 skiten. Ni som \u00e4lskar alltihop beh\u00f6ver inte bry er om det d\u00e4r alls. Ocoola gubbar l\u00e5ter bara s\u00e5d\u00e4r och klagar och gn\u00e4ller mer \u00e4n de borde. Det \u00e4r all skit i livet man ramlar igenom som kommer ut bara, fels, som m\u00e5ste ut– Gamla rockstj\u00e4rnedr\u00f6mmar som det inte blev n\u00e5got av. Men Helena Paparizou \u00e4r tjusig. Jag ger melodifestivalen det i alla fall. Vet inte om hon har n\u00e5got i det d\u00e4r vackra huvudet dock. Har aldrig tr\u00e4ffat henne. S\u00e5 det \u00e4r skit i samma. Det \u00e4r \u00e4nd\u00e5 det viktigaste. Kan inte hj\u00e4lpas.<\/p>\n
Med det f\u00e5r den h\u00e4r L\u00f6rdagen anses avslutad. Pellets fyllt. Jag och familjen m\u00e4tt. Katter m\u00e4tta. Det kunde allts\u00e5 varit s\u00e4mre. M\u00f6jligen saknar jag whiskysmaken d\u00e4r i munnen. Men f\u00e5r v\u00e4l tr\u00f6sta mig med en semla.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
IKEA med h\u00e4lsporre. Ingen h\u00f6jdare. Kanske inte utan heller, vad vet jag. Men ut kommer vi med en byr\u00e5, fyra lampor, hyllor och diverse sm\u00e5krafs. 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