Tittar p\u00e5 Kick Ass, ja de flesta fattar, man borde be om urs\u00e4kt. Men sitter igenom hela filmen med fuck-off fingret p\u00e5 off-knappen men jag trycker aldrig ner den d\u00e4r j\u00e4vla knappen. N\u00e5got h\u00e5ller en kvar men linan \u00e4r f\u00f6rbaskat slak och tunn, det m\u00e5ste man konstatera. S\u00e5 nu tv\u00e5 timmar senare med pellets fyllt upp i beh\u00e5llaren med r\u00e5ge, \u00e5tta minus ute, sn\u00f6 singlande ned och en halv decimeter p\u00e5 marken, undrar jag vad i helvete var det som h\u00e4nde? Finns det n\u00e5got kvar i huvudet efter de d\u00e4r tv\u00e5 timmarna? <\/p>\n
Visst jag sov genom del ett av Netflix f\u00f6rs\u00f6k vid \u00e5tta eller snarare s\u00e5g tio minuter i b\u00f6rjan och tio minuter i slutet. Lite som vanligt en fredagkv\u00e4ll med andra ord. Tack f\u00f6r musiken sen, eller en del av. Hatar det tillr\u00e4ttalagda. <\/p>\n
“Oj skall jag spela den l\u00e5ten?”
\n“Jag undrar om jag minns hur den gick?”
\n“Tur att jag har texten liggande p\u00e5 bordet, vem kunde ana att jag skulle beh\u00f6va den?” <\/p>\n
TV falskhet s\u00e5 man kr\u00e4ks \u00e5t det. Med filmen inr\u00e4knad g\u00e5nger tv\u00e5 d\u00e5. Tur man inte s\u00e5g P\u00e5 sp\u00e5ret och Skavlan. Men Netflix filmen var iof inte b\u00e4ttre den. Men Lisa \u00e4r OK.<\/p>\n
Men det \u00e4r s\u00e5klart avkoppling man vill ha en fredagskv\u00e4ll. Inget f\u00f6r uppr\u00f6rande, inget man m\u00e5ste fundera \u00f6ver. Fast kanske borde man v\u00e4lja n\u00e5got som l\u00e4mnade ett endaste litet oz kvar n\u00e5gonstans d\u00e4r inuti en som man kan plocka fram n\u00e4r svarta dimmor sveper runt i ens sinne eller vita, kalla, taggiga med f\u00f6r den delen. Som en god bok. Men den f\u00e5r man ta nu ist\u00e4llet. Fredag ger utrymme f\u00f6r en timmes l\u00e4sning eller tv\u00e5. Imorgon beh\u00f6ver man inte kravla sig upp f\u00f6r tidigt. Bara g\u00e5 upp tidigt nog f\u00f6r att hinna med en promenad till Bagarboden f\u00f6r ink\u00f6p av fantastiskt f\u00e4rsk fralla och \u00e5rets f\u00f6rsta semla. Livet \u00e4r \u00e4nd\u00e5 v\u00e4ldigt gott mina v\u00e4nner. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Tittar p\u00e5 Kick Ass, ja de flesta fattar, man borde be om urs\u00e4kt. Men sitter igenom hela filmen med fuck-off fingret p\u00e5 off-knappen men jag trycker aldrig ner den d\u00e4r j\u00e4vla knappen. N\u00e5got h\u00e5ller en kvar men linan \u00e4r f\u00f6rbaskat slak och tunn, det m\u00e5ste man konstatera. S\u00e5 nu tv\u00e5 timmar senare med pellets fyllt […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-swedish"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":22744,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=22744","url_meta":{"origin":11621,"position":0},"title":"Fetvadd","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2017-01-04","format":false,"excerpt":"Det dimper ner. 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