{"id":11193,"date":"2013-11-29T00:17:38","date_gmt":"2013-11-28T23:17:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/?p=11193"},"modified":"2013-11-29T00:22:46","modified_gmt":"2013-11-28T23:22:46","slug":"jag-kraks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=11193","title":{"rendered":"Jag kr\u00e4ks."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Hoar-Frost-Purcell-Mountains-British-Columbia.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10835\" alt=\"Hoar-Frost-Purcell-Mountains-British-Columbia\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Hoar-Frost-Purcell-Mountains-British-Columbia.jpg?resize=580%2C435\" width=\"580\" height=\"435\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Jod\u00e5, helt klart gillar jag jul. Men i November eller \u00e4nnu v\u00e4rre i Oktober. Njae&#8230; D\u00e5 blir jag lite kr\u00e4ksjuk av alltihop. F\u00f6r mig b\u00f6rjar julen kv\u00e4llen f\u00f6re n\u00e4r jag har familjens till\u00e5telse att \u00f6ppna goda julwhiskyn, sen h\u00e5ller den p\u00e5 bort\u00e5t ny\u00e5r. Oftast tar whiskyn slut innan julen g\u00f6r det. Jag skulle kunna klara mig utan det mesta av det traditionella bara jag f\u00e5r ta det lite lugnt n\u00e5gra dagar. Har f\u00f6rs\u00f6kt avskaffa granen i m\u00e5nga \u00e5r, men blir alltid nedr\u00f6stad av de \u00f6vriga i familjen. S\u00e5 granen st\u00e5r alltid d\u00e4r gr\u00f6n och grann i stugan med ljus och kulor och allt vad det \u00e4r, ocks\u00e5 hos oss. Men jag kl\u00e4r den inte. V\u00e4grar det. Som tr\u00e4dsurfare vill jag att granarna skall f\u00e5 v\u00e4xa sig stora och st\u00e5tliga i skogen. Inte kl\u00e4s ut i \u00e5tl\u00f6jets dr\u00e4kt och st\u00e4llas i ett f\u00f6r varmt rum och d\u00f6 d\u00e4r till ingen som helst nytta medan m\u00e4nniskorna tjoar och tjimmar och \u00e4ter och super ihj\u00e4l sig till dess \u00e4ra. Eller om det \u00e4r till Jesus \u00e4ra. Han\/hon\/det\/guds son. Eller hur det nu var. Om n\u00e5gon minns skicka ett julkort.<\/p>\n<p>I denna anda har jag pysslat med Tomtens dagbok ikv\u00e4ll. Redigerar inl\u00e4sningen. Ja ja ni fattar. Men man f\u00e5r greja p\u00e5. Men tomtar har ju inte bara med jul att g\u00f6ra. Man kan ha dem p\u00e5 loften \u00e5ret runt. Det k\u00e4nner jag ganska m\u00e5nga som har. Fr\u00e5gan \u00e4r om jag inte kan r\u00e4kna in mig sj\u00e4lv d\u00e4r i den skaran.\u00a0 S\u00e5 det \u00e4r v\u00e4l en annan sak \u00e4n rena julf\u00f6rberedelser att skriva ber\u00e4ttelser f\u00f6r barn om troll och tomtar. En g\u00e5ng i livet m\u00e5ste man i alla fall prova ocks\u00e5 det utan att ha Astrid Lindgren ambitioner. Att det har formen av en kalender borde ju f\u00e5 ig\u00e5ng b\u00e5de varningsklockor och kr\u00e4kreflexer. Men det h\u00e5ller sig lugnt h\u00e4r. Tjockhuding som ser d\u00e5ligt med ludd i \u00f6ronen m\u00e5ste man vara.<\/p>\n<p>Det tar trettio minuter att b\u00e4ra in en pall pellets om man har h\u00e4lsporre. 850kg. Antagligen g\u00e5r det snabbare utan. Definitivt blir man inte av med h\u00e4lsporre om man b\u00e4r pellets. Man f\u00e5r mer h\u00e4lsporre, men som pl\u00e5ster p\u00e5 n\u00e4mnda sporre, varmt i huset. Sv\u00e5rare att g\u00e5 f\u00e5r man i alla fall. Men halta har jag inget problem med. Kan kalla det krigsskada och ljuga ihop en historia om mitt deltagande i Koreakriget och hur f\u00e5ngenskapen hos den Amerikanska utbrytarfraktionen p\u00e5 st\u00e4ndiga LSD tripper h\u00f6ll p\u00e5 kn\u00e4cka mig totalt och till slut satte sig p\u00e5 h\u00e4len som en h\u00e4lsporre samtidigt som bomben detonerade som n\u00e4stan tog hela benet. De flesta tror p\u00e5 det vansinniga d\u00e4rf\u00f6r att de vill tro p\u00e5 en vansinnig v\u00e4rld. Ned\u00e4rvt. Det gillar jag hos m\u00e4nniskorna. Det \u00e4r v\u00e4l d\u00e4rf\u00f6r alla gillar julen ocks\u00e5. Det om n\u00e5got \u00e4r v\u00e4l det stora vansinnet!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jod\u00e5, helt klart gillar jag jul. Men i November eller \u00e4nnu v\u00e4rre i Oktober. Njae&#8230; D\u00e5 blir jag lite kr\u00e4ksjuk av alltihop. F\u00f6r mig b\u00f6rjar julen kv\u00e4llen f\u00f6re n\u00e4r jag har familjens till\u00e5telse att \u00f6ppna goda julwhiskyn, sen h\u00e5ller den p\u00e5 bort\u00e5t ny\u00e5r. Oftast tar whiskyn slut innan julen g\u00f6r det. Jag skulle kunna klara [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betraktelser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":36913,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=36913","url_meta":{"origin":11193,"position":0},"title":"Imorgon","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2020-11-23","format":false,"excerpt":"Jag plockar fram en ljusslinga. 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