{"id":10168,"date":"2013-09-27T17:49:49","date_gmt":"2013-09-27T16:49:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/?p=10168"},"modified":"2025-05-25T14:47:34","modified_gmt":"2025-05-25T13:47:34","slug":"i-edsbyn-blev-det-en-fitta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=10168","title":{"rendered":"I Edsbyn blev det en f*tta."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/34477868192_68735882.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-10169 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/34477868192_68735882.jpg?resize=400%2C297\" alt=\"34477868192_68735882\" width=\"400\" height=\"297\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sitter h\u00e4r och sippar p\u00e5 en fredagswhisky. Den jag f\u00f6rtj\u00e4nar. Eller kanske inte f\u00f6rresten. Det beror p\u00e5 vem som bed\u00f6mer. S\u00e5dana som jag f\u00f6rtj\u00e4nar saker postumt, eller kanske inte ens d\u00e5. Sippar p\u00e5 den lik f\u00f6rbannat. s\u00e5 det s\u00e5. Blir du avundsjuk s\u00e5 beh\u00f6ver du inte bli det f\u00f6r jag k\u00f6pte en av de billigaste som fanns. Smakar nog skit f\u00f6r dig som \u00e4r van b\u00e4ttre.<\/p>\n<p>I Bolln\u00e4s en stor del av dagen. Inte ens v\u00e4gen dit \u00e4r en h\u00f6jdare och v\u00e4gen hem har som enda f\u00f6rtj\u00e4nst att den g\u00e5r hem\u00e5t. Men hur det \u00e4n \u00e4r s\u00e5 s\u00e5 ser alla stugor s\u00e4rdeles hemtrevliga ut den h\u00e4r tiden p\u00e5 \u00e5ret. Det blir s\u00e5 p\u00e5 h\u00f6sten. Tror det \u00e4r samma saker inom en som drar och drar och drar mot havet som ocks\u00e5 drar och drar och drar\u00a0 mot stugorna. Som vill att man skall bos\u00e4tta sig i dom. V\u00e4rma upp dom och sitta d\u00e4r inne och kurra s\u00e5 h\u00f6gt man kan genom en kall vintern. Men man \u00e5ker f\u00f6rbi s\u00e5klart.<\/p>\n<p>Rondellen p\u00e5 norr i Edsbyn har blivit en f*tta. Antar att inre blygdl\u00e4ppar och klitoris \u00e4r p\u00e5 v\u00e4g f\u00f6r installation f\u00f6re vintern f\u00f6r att full\u00e4nda skapelsen. Kanske en mindre font\u00e4n ocks\u00e5. M\u00e5ste sj\u00e4lv ta tre varv genom rondellen i pur f\u00f6rv\u00e5ning. H\u00f6r ungdomar och \u00e4ldre st\u00e4mma m\u00f6te vid &#8220;fittan&#8221; i framtiden. Tycker Edsbyn har varit riktigt v\u00e5gade d\u00e4r. Med en stor fallos vid rondellen vid ICA s\u00e5\u00a0 blir det liksom full\u00e4ndat det hela och med korrekt genust\u00e4nk.<\/p>\n<p>Annars \u00e4r Edsbyn ganska d\u00f6tt f\u00f6r mig nu f\u00f6r tiden. Jag tankar h\u00e4r och \u00e5ker igenom men det st\u00e5r stilla och verkar mer d\u00f6tt nu \u00e4n den d\u00f6d jag l\u00e4ngtade s\u00e5 fruktansv\u00e4rt ifr\u00e5n p\u00e5 sjuttiotalet. H\u00f6r v\u00e4nner sjunga byns lov med h\u00f6gljudda r\u00f6ster. De som \u00e4r kvar och som alltid varit kvar och jag avundas dem. F\u00f6r liket doftar inte ens gott l\u00e4ngre. Det \u00e4r bara s\u00e5. Det g\u00e5r inte vara s\u00e5 blind och ok\u00e4nnande att man inte k\u00e4nner och ser det. Allt \u00e4r inte bra. Inte ens en fittlikande rondell med ett spretande\u00a0 ben mot Bolln\u00e4s och ett mot Voxna kan g\u00f6ra n\u00e5got \u00e5t det.<\/p>\n<p>Men s\u00e5 \u00e4lskar man Edsbyn d\u00e5 \u00e4nd\u00e5. Men det \u00e4 m\u00e4nniskor fr\u00e5n f\u00f6rr och mest minnen det d\u00e4r. En massa gammalt folk och skit.<\/p>\n<p>Trevlig helg p\u00e5 er!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sitter h\u00e4r och sippar p\u00e5 en fredagswhisky. Den jag f\u00f6rtj\u00e4nar. Eller kanske inte f\u00f6rresten. Det beror p\u00e5 vem som bed\u00f6mer. S\u00e5dana som jag f\u00f6rtj\u00e4nar saker postumt, eller kanske inte ens d\u00e5. Sippar p\u00e5 den lik f\u00f6rbannat. s\u00e5 det s\u00e5. Blir du avundsjuk s\u00e5 beh\u00f6ver du inte bli det f\u00f6r jag k\u00f6pte en av de billigaste [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betraktelser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":16015,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=16015","url_meta":{"origin":10168,"position":0},"title":"Havet och kungligheter","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2015-01-06","format":false,"excerpt":"Sitter och jobbar s\u00e5klart. 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